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Greek For.......

Whilst on his hols in Kefalonia, as well as upsetting the locals Sausage, along with friends and family met some foreign Toffeemen to his delight.

It was the day after the Derby win and after celebrating in a local taverna, Sausage and G man (Chipolata), found out the Albanian for the shite, and gladly showed it off, after learning it from Christos the Albanian pool cleaner. Christos is now happy to be an adopted Toffeeman after being kidnapped by the two Sausages and given his first Everton shirt. He used to shout every morning EKUQE MUT (e-cooch-ee mooth) reminding any red shite in the vicinity of the three nil score line, whilst waving three fingers in the air.

At the local Taverna (Captain Corelli's), the screen saver was Tim Cahill on top of the piley-on after Lee Carsley had scored against the shite and the boys could not believe it. They met Chris the owner and he told them of his love for the Toffeemen, his first match being the Watford Cup Final in '84. He told us how he revelled in keeping the redshite customers waiting on the day of the derby whilst he sneaked glimpses of the game. Chris is a top man and would welcome any blues to Captain Corelli's.

G Man (Chipolata) And Sausage With Albanian For The shite

Sausage, Christos & Sausage

Sausage & Chris Owner Of Captain Corelli's, Which Is An Official Blue House

German For........

Here is my friend from Berlin - Silke. She became a passionate Blue Nose over a couple of hazy days at the back end of July.

She loves Marmite, Tizer and PG Tips - but most of all she loves our very own Magic Johnson and she predicted a 3 - 0 hammering to the mighty Blues when we palyed the shite, clever girl.

Silke - welcome to the family - forget about Shalke 04!

C'mon you blues - Stuart McKinnon (26/09/06)

Sri Lankan For.......

I play local cricket for Liverpool Manweb up in Childwall. This year Suresh Perise has been our overseas player and has done a great job for us, helping the club to top of the table with only two games remaining.

There are many blues at the club and a Glory Hunting red nose from Preston 'nuff said'. Suresh was more than happy to share his feelings about the Sh@te with us in his second language of Singhalese. He also says he ' BLOODY HATES IAN RUSH!' What a man!

Suresh sends his thanks to all the lads at Manweb, and the midweek Cavaliers and cant wait to come back next year!

Thanks Again,

C'MON YOU BLUE BOYS!!

P.S. Great Site, Keep up the good work. Gregg Galbraith (21/09/06)

Mandarin & Malay For....... Please find attached some photos of a small number of enthusiastic Singaporean Toffees, in the immediate aftermath of last nights game. We took the courtesy of putting together some signs saying "Red Shite" in Mandarin and Malay, also including the scoreline. One of the guys got a bit too enthusiastic and did another version in Malay saying "They stink of Shite", which I hope qualifies for inclusion on your website! Keep up the good work! They're all avid readers of Bluekipper. Matt Traynor

Ga For..........

Having just spent three weeks in Ghana I was gutted to find a "Blue" had beaten me to the Twi version of the well known phrase!

However I managed to find the Ga version which is written behind me (Steve) and Joseph.

Fee Tsuru, red shite in Ga. Hope you can add it to the site.

PS: Joseph likes Chelski because of Essien!!! Well someone has to!

Cheers Steve Ellis. (06/09/06)

Italian For.......

I recently had the pleasure to transfer to Italy with work, just before the World Cup!

When I explained red shite to my work colleagues I was inundated with Juve and Milan fans ready to bring their own signs stating what they think of the shite, in the end I stuck with the team I work with.

I have forwarded this photo to many a gobshite in Exeter, Torquay, Kuwait and Dubai.

I would be grateful if it could get on the picture board for a wider audience.
COYB
Greg (31/08/06)

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