8. Biffa Beattie

You don't have to go back to the 50's, 60's or 70's to have a bad mullet. Everton's new striker James 'Biffa' Beattie, proves conclusively, that you can have all the money in the world, but if you don't have a decent barber, you've had it.

This picture of Biffa was taken as recently as yesterday by Andy Drake who is following the Blues in Thailand. Biffa has gone for the Yazz look, but someone better remind him she was a one hit wonder. C'mon Biffa this is up North, not Twatshire, were men are men, who go out and play Doms, Darts, and Snooker with the boys, while the women stay at home and darn our socks. Get a grip Biff. (23/07/05)

7. George Telfer

Jesus, this is a corker. George graced the Goodison turf in the saddest of decades for mullets the 1970's. Obviously it look like he also graced Herbert's Beauty Saloon as well, as this barnet is verging on the ridiculous. George found the onion bag twenty odd times for the Blues in ninety odd appearances, but a bag is definitely needed here to hide, not a mullet, but more of a bouffant.

Bluekipper contacted the footballing master of mullets, David Beckham, and on showing him George's condition, asked him whether he would ever consider doing a George. He told us he has had some outrageous mullets in his time, but even he would not be as daring to match Telf's mullet. (19/07/05)

6. Dave Hickson

He might be an all time Goodison Great, but there is no mistaking that Dave Hickson's mullet has no place in Modern Britain. I know it was the 1950's, but this mullet is not good. Brylcream, 40 Woodbines a day, footballers who got the bus to the match, worked 28 hrs a day for 3 shillings, jumpers for goalposts. We shall give Dave the benefit of the doubt, as maybe is working day was that long, he had no chance to get to the barbers. (15/07/05)

5. Terry Darracott

Jesus, where do I start with this one. Defender Terry Darracott, or Terrydactyl to his chums played for the Blues for what seemed an eternity. This is not so a mullet, but a Bobby Charlton, as the style of hair was affectionately known by. Terry made his debut in 1968, and went on to make 148 appearances in a Blue Shirt.

The current crop of footballing Superstars today, are believed to base their own mullets around Terry's short back and everything, and famous hair stylist Vidal Sassoon said he was a ground breaker in his day. (09/07/05)

 

4. Ian Snodin

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Ian as they say has the perfect mullet for radio. Championship winning defender from 1987. Ian signed from Leeds for £840,000, and decided not too spend any of his vast signing on fee with a trip to the barbers.

After spending many a season with the Blues, Snods thankfully went on to radio duty, covering the Blues games home and away. Part of his contract is he must wear a hair net, as not to frighten most of the punters at the match. It must be the Yorkshire in him. (06/07/05)

3. Alan Biley

Totally inundated with requests for this chap. Yes Alan Biley. He was always on our list to put on Blue Mullet, but I have been in for counseling three weeks after looking at this hideous picture. Alan was signed in the Summer of 1981 from Derby County, by new Manager Howard Kendall. Alan styled himself on Rod Stewart, but as you can see failed miserably. This Mullet is indeed unique and very shocking, and I apologise to any parents out there, if your children have found this page by accident. Bluekipper.com cannot be held responsible for any sleepless nights your children may have as a consequence of looking at this picture. (01/07/05)

2.Garry Stanley

The late 70's brought many heart throbs. John Travolta, David Soul, his mate with the black hair who no one remembers, and Everton's Garry Stanley. Signed from Chelsea, Garry become an instant heart throb with the women on the Goodison terraces, but it may have been acceptable in the 70's, but this mullet is not funny. (30/06/05)

1. Pat Van Den Hauwe

It was the 80's. The decade of Maggie T, Aurthur Scargill, The New Romantics, leggings, Lager Louts, Harry Enfield, shit really wasn't it. One fantastic Everton side however ruled the mid 80's, which included a Welsh, Belgain who now lives in South Africa. Pat Van Den Hauwe was a legend, but never the less, his mullet was a disgrace. Are you going to tell him though, thought not. (30/06/05)