31. Phil Jagielka

Oh My God. Phil you may have just earned your first England cap, but you need to have a word with yourself over this mullet. Admittedly you were living in Yorkshire at the time and no doubt for Sheffield this barnet was a bit of a trend setter, but if you have anymore of these snaps in your collection burn the bleedin' things straight away, or Mikky, Roger, Joey and co., may drop you like a brick.

(12/06/08)

30. Andy Gray

Everton hero of the 1980's Andy Gray comes up with this superb mullet that probably went down a storm in the Club Conti and Pick a Dicks when Duran Duran where storming up the hit parade in the mid 80's.

The picture on the right however is a word of warning to any bloke who uses too much hair spray, it will eventually fall out, you have been warned. (29/05/08)

29. Derek Temple

Derek, Derek, Derek, Derek, how can you explain this one away. Now we at Bluekipper have been honoured over the years to meet Derek on many occasions, and we must say what an absolute gentleman Derek is. In saying that it does not excuse this poor effort for a late 1950's hair doo.

To attain such a barnet, Derek once told us that he had to sleep on his head after smearing his hair with lard, every night for a week. Then when the week was up he would dangle by his feet bat like for several hours for the required effect. It was off then to the Big G, where Degsy would have the pick off the bunch with the woman with his fantastic mullet. (27/06/07)