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The makers of the Andy Carroll doll have issued all stockists with an urgent recall.

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The product is riddled with the following faults:

-          Item goes to pieces in the box

-          Left foot is faulty

-          Barn door and banjo have not been included

-          Item crumbles under weight of price tag

-          Right foot is faulty

-          Far cheaper substitutes readily available

-          Parts may be swallowed by those gullible enough

Mickey, Old Roan

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