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redshite Fan Expresses Disgust At Sacking Of Dogleash
A redshite fan was so disguted at the sacking of Klu Klux King Kenny of Klanfield he threw is season ticket in the bin. His missus spent the next 30 minutes searching for the remote control! Syd, Upton ...Read More
A redshite fan was so disguted at the sacking of Klu Klux King Kenny of Klanfield he threw is season ticket in the bin. His missus spent the next 30 minutes searching for the remote control! Syd, Upton ...Read More
Redshite Know The New Manager
The redshite have appointed Ken Dodd as their new manager so they don't have to change the initials on the track-suit. Marvin, Warrington...Read More
The redshite have appointed Ken Dodd as their new manager so they don't have to change the initials on the track-suit. Marvin, Warrington...Read More
Invincible
After a great season for the redshite, Stewart Downing has put together all his goals and assists in this blockbuster DVD. Another Blue Blubber to make the fans in Liverpool giggle. Jamie McKenna...Read More
After a great season for the redshite, Stewart Downing has put together all his goals and assists in this blockbuster DVD. Another Blue Blubber to make the fans in Liverpool giggle. Jamie McKenna...Read More
Drogba sensation!
Watching Barcelona V Chelsea tonight on the TV. The picture went fuzzy. I went over and gave the screen a tap. Then Drogba fell over. ...Read More
Watching Barcelona V Chelsea tonight on the TV. The picture went fuzzy. I went over and gave the screen a tap. Then Drogba fell over. ...Read More
FA Announcement
The FA have today been in touch with Everton ahead of Saturday's FA Cup semi-Final against the redshite.Everton have been warned that any player found marking Andy Carroll will be booked for time wasting!Tommy, Tuebrook....Read More
The FA have today been in touch with Everton ahead of Saturday's FA Cup semi-Final against the redshite.Everton have been warned that any player found marking Andy Carroll will be booked for time wasting!Tommy, Tuebrook....Read More
Dogleash Goes To Confession
Given their current plight, redshite manager Klu Klux King Kenny Dogleash of Klanfield decides to turn to the church and goes to see the local priest for confession. Dogleash: 'Forgive me Father for I have sinned.' Priest: 'Aren't you the unf...Read More
Given their current plight, redshite manager Klu Klux King Kenny Dogleash of Klanfield decides to turn to the church and goes to see the local priest for confession. Dogleash: 'Forgive me Father for I have sinned.' Priest: 'Aren't you the unf...Read More
On This Good Friday..............
It is Good Friday and our thoughts turn to a man with long hair, who will always be remembered for dying on the end of a cross...........Happy Easter Andy Carroll!Opey, Warrington.Ed: Naughty Opey but made us chuckle...Read More
It is Good Friday and our thoughts turn to a man with long hair, who will always be remembered for dying on the end of a cross...........Happy Easter Andy Carroll!Opey, Warrington.Ed: Naughty Opey but made us chuckle...Read More
Andy Carroll Doll Recalled
The makers of the Andy Carroll doll have issued all stockists with an urgent recall. Click on the picture opposite for full details. The product is riddled with the following faults: - Item goes to pieces in the bo...Read More
The makers of the Andy Carroll doll have issued all stockists with an urgent recall. Click on the picture opposite for full details. The product is riddled with the following faults: - Item goes to pieces in the bo...Read More
redshite Get Extra Seats For FA Cup Semi!
Liverpool FC have announced additional ticket details for our FA Cup Semi-Final on April 14th 2012. All redshite fans who have attended 5 home games or more will be GUARANTEED a ticket to watch the semi-final! The details are as follows: ...Read More
Liverpool FC have announced additional ticket details for our FA Cup Semi-Final on April 14th 2012. All redshite fans who have attended 5 home games or more will be GUARANTEED a ticket to watch the semi-final! The details are as follows: ...Read More
Fancy An LFC Haircut?
Just been to the barbers and asked for an LFC haircut.When he had finished it was a mess at the back, nothing down the sides, fuck all up front and he wanted to charge me £130m!Keef, Crosby...Read More
Just been to the barbers and asked for an LFC haircut.When he had finished it was a mess at the back, nothing down the sides, fuck all up front and he wanted to charge me £130m!Keef, Crosby...Read More
Bill Kenwright Sells To The Colonel
Good and bad news coming out of Goodison today.On the day when we proudly sit above the shite in the league, Blue Bill has announced that he has sold the club at last, for just £32m!Apparently, Kenwright has sold out to the American billionaire Colonel Sanders who ow...Read More
Good and bad news coming out of Goodison today.On the day when we proudly sit above the shite in the league, Blue Bill has announced that he has sold the club at last, for just £32m!Apparently, Kenwright has sold out to the American billionaire Colonel Sanders who ow...Read More
Prime Minister Urges Avoidance
PETROL STRIKE LATEST NEWS: Prime Minister David Cameron stood up in the House of Commons today and warned against panic buying. He urged the public not to make the same mistake as Kenny Dogleash had done with Andy Carroll! ...Read More
PETROL STRIKE LATEST NEWS: Prime Minister David Cameron stood up in the House of Commons today and warned against panic buying. He urged the public not to make the same mistake as Kenny Dogleash had done with Andy Carroll! ...Read More
Dilemma For Dogleash
The FA Cup semi-final approaches on Saturday 14th April and clashes with Aintree Races. This leaves the redshite boss, Klu Klux King Kenny Dogleash, with a dilemma. Does he play Andy Carroll in the FA Cup Semi or run him in the Grand National?! ...Read More
The FA Cup semi-final approaches on Saturday 14th April and clashes with Aintree Races. This leaves the redshite boss, Klu Klux King Kenny Dogleash, with a dilemma. Does he play Andy Carroll in the FA Cup Semi or run him in the Grand National?! ...Read More
Warwick Hunt's Top 12 Beatles Tracks
Here are the Top 12 Beatles tracks for Andy Carroll aka Warwick Hunt. * He Came In Through The Transfer Window * A Hard Day's Fight * Baby, You Can Burn My Car * Dig A Ponytail * Do You Want To Know A Secret? (I'm Not Worth £35m) * While My Bo...Read More
Here are the Top 12 Beatles tracks for Andy Carroll aka Warwick Hunt. * He Came In Through The Transfer Window * A Hard Day's Fight * Baby, You Can Burn My Car * Dig A Ponytail * Do You Want To Know A Secret? (I'm Not Worth £35m) * While My Bo...Read More
redshite Fashion
The redshite have asked the FA if flares are allowed at Wembley on Sunday.Apparently the last time they were there everyone was wearing them!Joe, Aughton...Read More
The redshite have asked the FA if flares are allowed at Wembley on Sunday.Apparently the last time they were there everyone was wearing them!Joe, Aughton...Read More
Second Year Medical Students
A Professor in The Royal was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his second year medical students.Realising that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly before proceeding on the ward tour.Before the ...Read More
A Professor in The Royal was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his second year medical students.Realising that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly before proceeding on the ward tour.Before the ...Read More
RSPCA Undercover Agent
The cat seen on the pitch at Analfield last night has been caught and rumbled.Apparently, the pussy (first pussy ever seen at analfield), was an RSPCA undercover agent!Sent to find out if the intelligence that the RSPCA had recieved was true?The RSPCA had ...Read More
The cat seen on the pitch at Analfield last night has been caught and rumbled.Apparently, the pussy (first pussy ever seen at analfield), was an RSPCA undercover agent!Sent to find out if the intelligence that the RSPCA had recieved was true?The RSPCA had ...Read More
Tonight Matthew........
STARS IN THEIR EYESTuesday 31st January 2012Tonight's show is coming from Goodison Park, Everton.MATTHEW KELLY: 'Tonight Tony Hibbert, who are you going to be?' HIBBO: 'Tonight Matthew, I am going ...Read More
STARS IN THEIR EYESTuesday 31st January 2012Tonight's show is coming from Goodison Park, Everton.MATTHEW KELLY: 'Tonight Tony Hibbert, who are you going to be?' HIBBO: 'Tonight Matthew, I am going ...Read More
Birthday Party Aborted, Ambulance Called!
Luis Suarez's birthday party was abrubtly called to a halt yesterday and an ambulance was called.Andy Carroll almost bled to death in a game of 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'!Andy, Walton...Read More
Luis Suarez's birthday party was abrubtly called to a halt yesterday and an ambulance was called.Andy Carroll almost bled to death in a game of 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'!Andy, Walton...Read More
BALL, KICK, GOAL!
The redshite sign a new striker from Azerbaijan in the transfer window. On the first day of training, KK Dogleash picks up a ball and says, 'BALL'!Next he does a kicking motion and says, 'KICK'!Then he points to the goal and says, 'GOAL - Understand? KICK, BALL...Read More
The redshite sign a new striker from Azerbaijan in the transfer window. On the first day of training, KK Dogleash picks up a ball and says, 'BALL'!Next he does a kicking motion and says, 'KICK'!Then he points to the goal and says, 'GOAL - Understand? KICK, BALL...Read More
Carroll Reveals All!
Andy Carroll has revealed that he has been wearing a t-shirt, under his top, ready to reveal when he scores.Apparently it says............. 'Save the Chilean Miners!'Neil, Leicester....Read More
Andy Carroll has revealed that he has been wearing a t-shirt, under his top, ready to reveal when he scores.Apparently it says............. 'Save the Chilean Miners!'Neil, Leicester....Read More
Refs Given FA Directive
The FA today issued a new directive to all referees.Any redshite player found passing the ball to Andy Carroll is to be booked for time wasting!Chrys, Leyland ...Read More
The FA today issued a new directive to all referees.Any redshite player found passing the ball to Andy Carroll is to be booked for time wasting!Chrys, Leyland ...Read More
Did They Really Lose?
Following Sitteh's 3-0 thrashing of the redshite last night, yet another statement has been released from Analfield.LFC Statement: 'The FA will claim that we lost the game, purely on TV evidence. That is subjective. Our players claim we won the game 3-0. We stand by them, ...Read More
Following Sitteh's 3-0 thrashing of the redshite last night, yet another statement has been released from Analfield.LFC Statement: 'The FA will claim that we lost the game, purely on TV evidence. That is subjective. Our players claim we won the game 3-0. We stand by them, ...Read More
Is He Worth It?
L'Oreal had announced a huge men's hair products deal with the redshite's £35m 'striker' Andy Carroll.Unfortunately the deal has fallen through after filming as the pony-tailed one couldn't stop laughing as he tried to say................'Because I'm worth ...Read More
L'Oreal had announced a huge men's hair products deal with the redshite's £35m 'striker' Andy Carroll.Unfortunately the deal has fallen through after filming as the pony-tailed one couldn't stop laughing as he tried to say................'Because I'm worth ...Read More
8 Matches!
Breaking News: The FA have handed Andy Carroll an eight-game run of matches in the redshite first team. The club are set to appeal!Christof, Preston...Read More
Breaking News: The FA have handed Andy Carroll an eight-game run of matches in the redshite first team. The club are set to appeal!Christof, Preston...Read More
Some Are Born, Some Are Chosen
Evertonians are Born Not ManufacturedWe do not Choose; We are ChosenThose who Understand Need No ExplanationThose That Don't Understand Don't Matter Stejay, Leyland ...Read More
Evertonians are Born Not ManufacturedWe do not Choose; We are ChosenThose who Understand Need No ExplanationThose That Don't Understand Don't Matter Stejay, Leyland ...Read More
Wrong Type Of Diving Gear
My Missus asked me what I wanted for Christmas?I said, 'Some diving equipment'. I couldn't wait. I heard her come in from town and sneak upstairs, I knew she'd hid my prezzy in the wardrobe.As soon as she was out next I was upstairs in a flash, I couldn't help ...Read More
My Missus asked me what I wanted for Christmas?I said, 'Some diving equipment'. I couldn't wait. I heard her come in from town and sneak upstairs, I knew she'd hid my prezzy in the wardrobe.As soon as she was out next I was upstairs in a flash, I couldn't help ...Read More
Silent Night, Holy Night
A group of youngsters knock on Kenny Dogleash's door and start singing, 'Silent night, holy night....'Kenny opens the door and says, 'Fuck Off! I've wasted enough money this year on Carroll's!!'Sid, Melling...Read More
A group of youngsters knock on Kenny Dogleash's door and start singing, 'Silent night, holy night....'Kenny opens the door and says, 'Fuck Off! I've wasted enough money this year on Carroll's!!'Sid, Melling...Read More
Most Expensive Sub Ever?
Went into Subway last night, I was starving so I asked the bloke behind the counter for the biggest most expensive sub they had.Bloke behind the counter said, 'No problem mate, one Andy Carroll coming right up!'Evo, Warrington...Read More
Went into Subway last night, I was starving so I asked the bloke behind the counter for the biggest most expensive sub they had.Bloke behind the counter said, 'No problem mate, one Andy Carroll coming right up!'Evo, Warrington...Read More
Halloween Party
Bloke goes into a fancy dress shop for his Halloween outfit. He asks the girl for a Dracula suit.The girl hands him a Liverpool FC shirt!He says, 'You must have misheard me love, I said I wanted to look like a Count!'...Read More
Bloke goes into a fancy dress shop for his Halloween outfit. He asks the girl for a Dracula suit.The girl hands him a Liverpool FC shirt!He says, 'You must have misheard me love, I said I wanted to look like a Count!'...Read More
Dale Farm Travellers Moving To Analfield
Due to the eviction at Dale Farm the travellers have been offered an alternative site at Liverpool's Analfield ground.Furious at the thought of dirty, smelly, thieving, inbred, semi-literate animals living right on their doorstep, the travellers have turned the offer down!...Read More
Due to the eviction at Dale Farm the travellers have been offered an alternative site at Liverpool's Analfield ground.Furious at the thought of dirty, smelly, thieving, inbred, semi-literate animals living right on their doorstep, the travellers have turned the offer down!...Read More
Colonel Gaddafi Was redshite
FINAL DAYS OF A DOOMED TYRANTNo, not Rafa the Gaffer but Colonel Gaddafi!It turns out that old Colonel Gaddafi was redshite!!Not from Merseyside, hated by the masses, living in a sewer, knew fuck...Read More
FINAL DAYS OF A DOOMED TYRANTNo, not Rafa the Gaffer but Colonel Gaddafi!It turns out that old Colonel Gaddafi was redshite!!Not from Merseyside, hated by the masses, living in a sewer, knew fuck...Read More
How Much?!
£18m to move all those gypsies from Dale Farm is looking like decent value.It cost the redshite £35m to move just one from Newcastle!Gill, Aintree...Read More
£18m to move all those gypsies from Dale Farm is looking like decent value.It cost the redshite £35m to move just one from Newcastle!Gill, Aintree...Read More
Under Every Pony Tail.......
Q. What is 8 inches long and dangles behind a c*nt?A. Andy Carroll's pony tail!From Chris, WarringtonIn the words of Top Toffeeman Sean Styles, 'Under every pony tail there's an arsehole!!'...Read More
Q. What is 8 inches long and dangles behind a c*nt?A. Andy Carroll's pony tail!From Chris, WarringtonIn the words of Top Toffeeman Sean Styles, 'Under every pony tail there's an arsehole!!'...Read More
Blue Union Video
No matter whether you are for or against The Blue Union you have to admit that this is a rib tickler!Click on this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyM4a_snyAw...Read More
No matter whether you are for or against The Blue Union you have to admit that this is a rib tickler!Click on this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyM4a_snyAw...Read More
A Good Spanking
Q. What have Liverpool FC and The Metropolitan Police got in common?A. They both got twatted at Tottenham!Carlsberg don't do weekends......From Big Tommy...Read More
Q. What have Liverpool FC and The Metropolitan Police got in common?A. They both got twatted at Tottenham!Carlsberg don't do weekends......From Big Tommy...Read More
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