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JAN
18
2012
BALL, KICK, GOAL!
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The redshite sign a new striker from Azerbaijan in the transfer window.

On the first day of training, KK Dogleash picks up a ball and says, 'BALL'!

Next he does a kicking motion and says, 'KICK'!

Then he points to the goal and says, 'GOAL - Understand? KICK, BALL, GOAL?'

The new striker says, 'Excuse me Mr Dogleash but I speak perfectly good English.'

Dogleash replies, 'Sit down son, I was talking to Andy Carroll'!!

Tommy, Aintree

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Kenny cannae speak English!
Mark, Falkirk, 11:55 PM 18/01/2012
 
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Dogleash wouldn't have much luck with that, not even if he banged it into him!
TC, Merseyside, 6:32 PM 18/01/2012
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