The makers of the Andy Carroll doll have issued all stockists with an urgent recall.
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The product is riddled with the following faults:
- Item goes to pieces in the box
- Left foot is faulty
- Barn door and banjo have not been included
- Item crumbles under weight of price tag
- Right foot is faulty
- Far cheaper substitutes readily available
- Parts may be swallowed by those gullible enough
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