Given their current plight, redshite manager Klu Klux King Kenny Dogleash of Klanfield decides to turn to the church and goes to see the local priest for confession.
Dogleash: 'Forgive me Father for I have sinned.'
Priest: 'Aren't you the unfortunate one who manages Liverpool FC?'
Dogleash: 'Yes Father.'
Priest: 'Come forth my son.'
Dogleash: 'Come Fourth! We'll be lucky to finish in the top half!!'
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