Jesus, this is a corker. George graced the Goodison turf in the saddest of decades for mullets the 1970's. Obviously it look like he also graced Herbert's Beauty Saloon as well, as this barnet is verging on the ridiculous. George found the onion bag twenty odd times for the Blues in ninety odd appearances, but a bag is definitely needed here to hide, not a mullet, but more of a bouffant.
Bluekipper contacted the footballing master of mullets, David Beckham, and on showing him George's condition, asked him whether he would ever consider doing a George. He told us he has had some outrageous mullets in his time, but even he would not be as daring to match Telf's mullet.
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