Can't wait to hear that Redshite beaut on Radio Merseyside's Monday night show. When this donkey is sold for 6 magic beans and a £25 M&S voucher, it will some how translate into a£30,000,000 profit for Queen Kenny's 'brilliant' transfer deals... No wonder we call them 'The Deludes'...

How about a player plus cash deal? Carroll and £5M for Anichebe?

The most expensive donkey (and pikey) ever

Could well be a case of buy now pay nothing for 12 months! The Rangers are looking for players and Scottish Division 3 should be right up Carolls street!!!

Get a load of them on Skysports! "Yeah, but we got 50 million for Torres so it's like Chelsea's money isn't it"? No it's not like Chelsea's money...It's like your idiot of an idol has the judgement of Michael Barrymoore's pool boy!

We may have bought the odd player who failed to achieve potential, but thankfully we have never paid £35 million for one. I do't think we have paid out that much in total. King Kenny - my arse!

He might go in the January sales with 50% off