OCT
09
2012
Tom Daley Looking For Gold
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On the day 'King Brenny' comes out to defend the Sewer-rat, Tom Daley announces that he is looking towards the Uruguayan to help him achieve his ambition of Olympic gold.

2012 Olympic diving bronze medallist Tom wants to go for gold and is convinced that if he follows 'King Luis' as his mentor then the world is his shrimp.

Young Tom said: 'I have been watching Luis over the last few seasons and I am convinced that by adapting my diving skills to his then I can make the improvement needed to get that Olympic gold in 2016'.

Sid, Warrington.

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Livo @ 6, mentioning Collina - don't make me swear!
Spectator, Crosby, 12:53 PM 11/10/2012
 
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Collina: "A player has the right to fall down if a foul was committed. It is very different if he falls down without any contact" Is this arsehole for real? He blew for a foul when Duncan Ferguson scored at Villarreal, which had nothing to do with Duncan. It was Marcus Bent not even interfering with play.
Livo, Whiston, 9:08 AM 11/10/2012
 
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Is it me or is Suarez a plant? First Kenny backs him to the hilt regarding his racist comments, now Buck (David Icke}Rogers seems totally blinkered to his diving antics whilst thinking he is a dynamo with his envelopes. There is not 3 players who are going to let him down, there is a whole fecking squad!
Mark, Falkirk, 11:52 PM 10/10/2012
 
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Never been on any website before but just had to share this! Just woken up after an afternoon on the pop in Dr D's - bizarre dream. Buck Rogers was waving 3 empty envelopes at his squad announcing Jesus like 'in these envelopes are the names of 3 of you who shall betray me before this season is out!' They look on confused. St stevie and apostle Jamie throw their hands in the air and shout 'praise the spirit of shankly gates'. 90 minutes later, like the prophecy said, they are betrayed being beaten 3 nil. Has anyone else had bizarre dreams like this. P S watch being Liverpool this Friday and you'll laugh your Ted's off
bluedunc, mekitchen, 7:01 PM 10/10/2012
 
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This would be funny if it wasn't so serious. Olympians, by and large, don't cheat. Those that do are weeded out and named/shamed. I'd love to see footballers take a leaf out of these amateurs' books and strive to be brilliant for being brilliant's sake. The fans and players of every other sport invented must be disgusted at the Premiership and top flight football world wide. Corrupt and disgraceful and it always will be until they bring in technology to stop it.
Chizzy, Chatteris, 1:50 PM 10/10/2012
 
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Its the fact Sewer-rat has bunny teeth acting as a wind breaker that keeps him nice and true towards the ground...stick a couple of surf board to your top lip and your in business...its gold all the way!!!
Tezzler, Liverpool, 1:30 PM 10/10/2012
 
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King Brenny has got high hopes to match the King of Divers! Good Luck anyway Brenny!
Fran, Liverpool, 3:06 PM 9/10/2012
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