Jesus, I don't know what to do with myself. Two wins on the spin, and the pressure is on for the hat trick, but if that crap act of a footballer Nicolas Bendtner for The Arse can do it, so I can, Lardy Lavo, bookie slayer.
Well it sounds good anyway, but in the last few weeks we have added over fifty big ones to our pot of dosh. So much so I treated myself to a new hair doo and some more lard, olive oil and as a special treat lots of haribo's sweets, mmmm buddy lovely.
So then Brum away. We have drew in the Prem and been beaten by them in the Cup this season. We are however the favourites to take the spoils today, the Blues are 6/4 for the win, Brum 9/4 (draw 12/5).
Brum have had a great season by their standards but in the last few matches, they have lost to West Ham, Fulham and debt ridden Pompey in the Cup last week. Though they gained a draw at Goodison just before Christmas, they Blues have not beaten the Real Blues in their last five attempts in the Prem.
On the scoring front, we are on fire. In fact in our last fourteen matches, we have failed in only one match to find the back off the onion bag. If it is goals you are after, you can get 11/8 for over 2.5 goals in this one.
King Louis who should return to the fold is a tasty 11/2 to net first, while if you fancy Jason Donovan to sign off for the Blues with a goal, you can get 8/1 for him to bag the first, or 2/1 for him to score anytime. Good luck COYB FTRS
Lavo's Best Bet: £10 on Everton away win (6/4)
Season Total: £271
