Right. Let's get this stated up front. WE WERE SHITE!

No. Not 'SHITE'.

FUCKIN' SHITE!

Today we were outplayed by a team are in the relegation zone but will not go down. No, Blackburn Rovers will not go down because on the evidence on the pitch today (AND when we stole the 3 points at their place on our first away game of the season) they are a better team than Everton.

Blackburn, a better fuckin' team than Everton, what are we saying?! But on yesterdays, no, not yesterdays but the whole dollop of shite which we have been dished up all season, Blackburn are better than Everton. They've even beaten Manure on their own doorstep.

On yesterdays performance you can see why. They pass the ball, they go forward with intent, they have tricky skilful players and they are good to watch. They will not go down.

On the other hand, there is always one team, who in the second half of the season, drop like a stone. That team, on this performance, could well be Everton.

Let's go through the side:

Tim Howard - normally sound. Good shot stopper, hates coming off his line and showed it today with his fuckin' howler for their equaliser.

Captain Phil - great at rallying the troops and that's about all. Great servant for Everton, great buy but finished. Got fuckin' roasted today by Tiollet.

Leighton Baines - fuckin' love him, player of the season so far but had a quiet game today.

Shane Duffy - looks a great prospect. Won everything in the air today but had a couple of Joey Yobo moments.

Johnny - growing better every game looks strong and class. Has proved himself to doubter Moyesy.

Landon - usually a revelation but yesterday he had his worst ever game in an Everton shirt, his miss when through on goal at the Street End could haunt him.

Screech - class, the goals have dried up but he does what he is told. Would walk into any side in the top three.

Gibbo - looks a tidy player. Early days but could be another bargain buy.

Big Vic - today he showed his worst side. Big useless lump. Maybe he gets the heebie-jeebies at Goodison? Played out of position on the wing and sulked through the game before getting the curly finger.

Timmy - Great servant. Great memories. Scored his first goal in 13 months. Finished.

King Louis - lost his crown. Forced to play up front on his own. Shite.

Not forgetting Moyesy of course, today he blew everyone's mind with his line up. We are at home and he drops Rolls Royston, ok he's frustrating but he unlocks opponents, he goes at defenders, he's exciting to watch but clearly does not conform to Moyesy's requirement.

Moyes put Big Vic on the wing today. Mistake.

Moyesy played 'King' Louis up front on his own today. Mistake.

OK. Moyes could not allow for the performances of Captain Phil, Landon, Big Vic & Saha but his starting point was negative as usual. Just like when we are defending a corner we have eleven in the box. If Moyes could get the subs on he would have 18 in the box for a corner!

No. Absolute fuckin' shite.

We went ahead through a dodgy goal. Bainesy and Landon worked it across from the left, Screech looked like he used his hand to control the ball and put at shot in, it squirmed to Timmy and he put it in the net.

1 up but at this point we could have been two down, Tim keeping us in the game. Rovers hit the post just before the break but we went in ahead.

After the break there was only one team in it and it was not Everton. Rovers play good football and will not go down.

They got a deserved equaliser with about 20 mins to go. Tim fucked up trying to punch a clearance over players. What Gordon West would have made of it God only knows. Gordon would have punched the ball to the half way line and taken out every single player in front of him, including his own. But Tim shits himself when he comes off his line and once again paid the penalty.

The equaliser may have been scrappy but it was thoroughly deserved.

Duffers hit the bar late on and Rovers also scrambled a Screech effort off the line but make no mistake Everton were relieved to get off the pitch with a point.

The crowd booed, the boos should have been directed at Moyes.

Absolute bag of shite served up to us long sufferers once again. Those 14 points to safety are going to be like pulling teeth, the sad thing is that it will be awful to watch as well. God help us!

Blue Kipper Star Man was between two, Duffers did really well and won everything in the air but had a couple of dodgy moments which is why it goes to Screech who worked tirelessly, always got his foot in, made the goal and nearly scored the winner.

That aside, Moyesy needs to take a long hard look at himself because at the moment we are only going one way and it is not to Europe.