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Given their current plight, redshite manager Klu Klux King Kenny Dogleash of Klanfield decides to turn to the church and goes to see the local priest for confession.

Dogleash: 'Forgive me Father for I have sinned.'

Priest: 'Aren't you the unfortunate one who manages Liverpool FC?'

Dogleash: 'Yes Father.'

Priest: 'Come forth my son.'

Dogleash: 'Come Fourth! We'll be lucky to finish in the top half!!'

Gaz, Warrington