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Statto On Toffees v redshite

Steve Johnson provides us with all the facts from our 3-3 draw with the redshite on Saturday. Steve runs THE best Everton stats website in the world - fact!  Check out www.evertonresul...Read More
Jimmy Martin Turns 65 And Gets A Surprise Present

In Jimmy Martin, Everton have the longest serving Kit Manager in the Premier League. Jimmy is the man issued with the task of making sure all Everton teams - from first to youth - have the right attire for training, travelling and, of course, matches. A massive job in itself, Jimmy is aid...Read More
Millie Greenop Is Toffee Lady

The sister of the young Toffeeman, James Greenop - killed after he was hit by a bus, was a Toffee Girl at the Merseyside derby. Millie Greenop handed out sweets during our 3-3 draw at Goodison on Saturday. Her brother James was a big Everton fan. The Saturday before James died he ...Read More
Brenda Rogers Has A Very Short Memory

The headlines in the papers this morning are full of the Kevin Mirallas tackle on the Sewer Rat with most of those in the know saying Super Kev should have got a red card instead of a yellow. Brenda Rogers is particularly vociferous yet he ignores Stevie Guilty's forearm lunge at Gareth B...Read More
Another Derby Day Dawns

Another Merseyside Derby DawnsThe hopes and fears of a cityare about to be realisedSome will rise others will fallyet whoever shall take the prizeLet it be known that we have already won the greatest prize of allFOR WE...Read More
Howard Kendall Gives His Derby View

Howard Kendall thinks that Roberto Martinez and the team are in a good place and well prepared going into tomorrow's derby and that whoever scores first will go on to win - let's hope it's us! Howard said: "Roberto Martinez has led his team out at Wembley for an FA Cup fi...Read More
Phil Very Dowd To Ref The Derby

It is fair to say that the Merseyside derby has for the most part during Premier League history, been a fractious affair, more sending offs than any other fixture! Despite rumours to the contrary...Read More
Barkley Must Start

Former Everton manager, Joe Royle has been looking back to his first derby game as Everton manager, which was on this day in 1994. The Everton legend then went on to give his thoughts on this week's derby.. Joe said: "This is the...Read More
Statto On Palace v Toffees

Steve Johnson provides us with all the facts from our 0-0 draw away win at Palace. Steve runs THE best Everton stats website in the world - fact!  Check out More
Match Treat Looms.

  The Yanks are everywhere in English football. Nobody minds the players because they always give a hundred percent. It's the Yank 'businessmen,' owners and shyster marketeers that concern us. None of them have a clue about what the game means to us. Just for ...Read More
TV threatens football

  Most fans who actually attend football matches think TV and computer nerds aren't worth a carrot and rightly treat them with contempt. Real fans prefer live action to dead screens. Nothing compares to watching a match in the flesh, especially our beloved Everton. And TV pundits and...Read More
Statto: Toffees v Spurs

Steve Johnson provides us with all the facts from 'bore draw' 0-0 with Spurs last Sunday. Steve runs THE best Everton stats website in the world - fact!  Check out ...Read More
Statto - Villans v Toffees

Steve Johnson provides us with all the facts from our 2-0 away win at Villa last Saturday. Steve runs THE best Everton stats website in the world - fact!  Check out ...Read More
Ten Years Of Evertonians in The Forces

Around this time people wear their Poppy to remember those who died for their country and to help raise money for the injured servicemen and women.Over the last decade we have been sent loads of photos from Evertonians in the armed forces from all around the world.Here are...Read More
Football Aid 2014 Play at Goodison Park

How would you like to Live Your Dream of running out at Goodison Park alongside a Toffees Legend before taking part in a 90 minute match on the hallowed turf?   Well now's your chance as Everton FC have once again joined forces with Football Aid - ...Read More
Ref Drops Clanger Awarded Everton Game!

The referee's association PGMO never cease to amaze. Just like they could never admit that Mark Clattenberg gave one of the worst Premiership performances as referee in the 2007 derby yet he has never since refereed at Goodison so we now will face another beaut on Saturday at Aston Villa. ...Read More
Everton The Class of 63

The Everton Former Players Foundation is behind an exciting new project that they are convinced will be of massive interest to Evertonians of all ages.To celebrate the 50th anniversary of the 1963 league championship triumph, the EFPF is backing a play that will tell the story of that...Read More
SKY December Matches Announced

The luverly SKY and BT announced their choice of December fixtures to change yesterday.  Two Everton fixtures have been changed both away games to The Arse and The Swans. The fixture against The Arse has been moved from Saturday 7th to Sunday 8th De...Read More
Statto - Sitteh v Toffees

Once again Steve Johnson provides us with all the facts from our first league defeat at Sitteh last Saturday. Steve runs THE best Everton stats website in the world - fact!  Check out More
Howard Kendall Love Affairs and Marriage

To celebrate publication of Howard Kendall's autobiography, Love Affairs and Marriage, Everton's greatest manager will be talking about his life in football with comedian and broadcaster Sean Styles at Liverpool's Epstein Theatre on 17 October. Howard will be joined by friends, family, fo...Read More
Injury Update

Kevin Mirallas is our latest injury case and Darron Gibson is also struggling to be fit for our away game at Sitteh tomorrow. Super Kev limped off with an ankle injury after Monday night's win against The Skunks and Gibbo continues to struggle, with Gaz Baz out under the terms of his loan...Read More
Statto - Toffees v Skunks

Once again Steve Johnson  provides us with all the facts from our win against The Skunk's on Monday night. Steve runs THE best Everton stats website in the world - fact! Check out More
Win Two Tickets To See Everton Play Newcastle

Blue Kipper have a pair of tickets to give away for Everton's home game against Newcastle on Monday night. 30th September, kick-off is 8.00pm.The tickets could be yours. There are 3 ways to be in with a chance to win the pair of tickets.Firstly just e-mail your name and co...Read More
Two Out, One In. Then There Were Three

Things are improving on the injury front at the Finch Farm treatment table, this week it is one in and two out. Both Gibbo and Traffic are fit and in tonight's squad to face Fulham at Craven Cottage in the League Cup 3rd Round whilst Leon Osman has replaced them. Ossie joins, P...Read More
Statto - Hammers v Toffees

Steve Johnson runs THE best Everton stats website in the world - fact. Once again Steve provides us with all the facts from our great against de 'ammers on Saturday also looks ahead to tonight's League Cup tie at Fulham. Check out ...Read More
Earthquake Reports Dismissed

The Met Office have officially dismissed rumours of an earthquake in the vicinity of analfield on Saturday 21st September around 5pm. It turned out to be just 40,000 redshite coming down to earth with a bang! Keith, Waterloo   ...Read More
Local Team Open Top Bus Celebration

There is a major celebration for local footy team Skem MenAces and the Olympic 8. The Lord Mayor of West Lancs has organised an open top bus for Menaces so they can parade the trophies they have won recently. The open top bus will be traveling on Saturday 21st September...Read More
Sheeds Backs His Surgeon

Kevin Sheedy is backing the surgeon who helped save his life, Paul Skaife, consultant surgeon at  Fazakerley Hospital, who treated Sheeds for bowel cancer last year, will cycle from Liverpool to Paris to raise funds for the Beating Bowel Cancer charity. The 500-mile route will start...Read More
Bankruptcy Looms

The financial crunch for football draws nearer every day. We all know the madness can't go on. We all know anybody could go bankrupt at any minute and that includes Everton. It gets worse with each season. Now it seems one in every three club owners plan to walk away from football if a ne...Read More
Numbers Up For Macca & Bazza

New signings Gareth Barry and James McCarthy have chosen their squad numbers. Bazza has chosen Captain Phil's No.18 shirt and Macca has selected the vacant No.16 because of his age. They both got in first before Romelu Lukaku leaving 'The Beast' little choice! Luka now has th...Read More
Snouty's World Exclusive

Snouty had a world exclusive when he told you way back in June that Fellaini was on his way to Manchester United. It was only necessary to sort details. He also told you most deals were delayed to the last minute to avoid wages costs. It could have been done weeks before ...Read More
Transfer Deadline Day Summary

It was in the dying seconds of yesterday's Transfer Deadline Window that Everton emerged as the busiest team in the Premier League and surprised us all. As expected, out went MAROUANE FELLAINI wh...Read More
Changing Names

The owners of newly-promoted Hull City AFC (so named since 1904) are in deep doo doo with the club's fans. Assem Allam and his son Ehab have said they prefer their club to be renamed Hull Tigers. Assem said: "'Hull City' is is common. I want th...Read More
Warning To Evertonians

Are you one of those people who go to football matches to shout hate and spoil it for everyone else? If you are, your days are numbered. And that might be a prison number if the words of Nick Hawkins, lead gumshoe at Crown Prosecution Services (CPS), are anything to go by. You won...Read More
Injury Update

Roberto Martinez may have some selection problems tomorrow as the Everton injury list continues to grow with Sylvain Distin the latest to hand in a sick note. Buzz picked up 'a knock' in our 2-2 draw at Norwich last Saturday and is very doubtful for tomorrow, Johnny and Duffers are o...Read More
Shareholder's Announce AGM

Everton Shareholders have announced the date of their AGM which is to be held on next Tuesday, 20th August 2013, 7.30pm at The People's Lounge, Goodison Park. NOTICE OF ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING...Read More
New Pitch Passes First Test With Flying Colours

We all saw the state of the pitch last season and were critical, even Bainesy had a go at one point, well the club have acted decisively, coughed up and yesterday we saw the result. Pitch perfect. Everton invested an extra £0.5m in order to make the Goodison pitch sta...Read More
Injury Update

With the big kick off just around the corner, the treatment room at Finch Farm is as busy as ever. Marouane Fellaini was a spectator yesterday as he sat out our 2-1 win over Real Betis with an infected cut in his leg, rumours were running rife! Then to make matters worse, Darron Gibson li...Read More
Capital Cup 2nd Round Draw We Are At Home

The ball bag was in good company for the Capital Cup 2nd Round Draw today as ex-redshite Jamie Carragher and ex-manure Gary Neville pulled their balls out. Everton have been drawn at home to Stevenage. Ties will take place week commencing 26th August 201...Read More