We thought we'd seen everything at Goodison Park, and then last night comes along!
At around 8.40pm - around 40 minutes into the first half of the match - some complete fuckin' knob'ead took to the pitch and handcuffed himself to one of the goalposts at the Park End in front of a bewildered Sitteh keeper Joe Hart.
Fans in the ground and millions watching on SKY saw the prick surrounded by security staff, police officers and players including Everton captain Phil Neville. Phil Neville went to the front row of the Park End and asked two Scousers could they come and pick the lock!
The man, named locally as 46-year-old John 'knob'ead' Foley, is believed to have been protesting against airline Ryanair's alleged treatment of his daughter. Quite what the fuck it has to do with Everton no-one knows?
'A Club Official' Anon Emous said: 'Bolt-cutters were used to remove the offender, who was roundly booed as he was escorted from the ground.'
'It transpired that the supporter is a known professional protester, allegedly protesting about an airline's recruitment policy. He was arrested by Merseyside Police, who are now dealing with the matter.'
Merseyside Police confirmed that a 46-year-old man from Southport was arrested for pitch invasion following the incident, and had been taken to a police station for questioning. Let's hope he is banned from every sporting arena in the UK.
Apparently, Foley is a lonely soul and said he was just looking for Kompany!
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