Our Snouty's been busy around Goodison lately.
He told the media that Wayne Rooney wanted to play in Hibbo's testimonial but it was vetoed by Whisky Nose.
Hibbo was reported as saying Wayne wanted to return to the Old Lady one day.
Snouty says the Crocky Cracker long ago forgot his spat with Moyesy and they've made it up, so everything's hunky-dory between them now.
What if Wayne decided he'd made enough money and just let his contract run down so he could return to us for nothing except his wages?
When you think about it he's never had an outstanding match against us.
Would you welcome him back?
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