Denis Stracqualursi (Nickmanes include The Firecracker, Banger and Dirty Den) is here to scores goals. The transfer surprised us all, so let's hope its a pleasant one
Good Luck Den
Banger said: 'It is a pleasure to be here, it is a big club in England.
'I am very happy and I will make a big effort to give everything.'
"I am a striker who plays in the penalty box. I am good at heading the ball and I am strong but I am also good with my feet. But I am here to get in the box and score goals,"
"I know that Everton has a big history in England and is an important club. I am very excited to be here," he added.
"It is a big opportunity for me and I will do everything I can to help the team.
"It is a pleasure to be here. It is a big club and I am very happy, I will fight as hard as I can to get in the team and play well."
Moyesy said "Denis has a good goal record and hopefully we will see that continue here,"
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