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2012
Kopite Behaviour.
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As we face up to the FA Cup semi final the world knows Everton are our city's first club. The others play on our old ground.
They also know about laughable kopite behaviour, which is usually:
1. Owned by Yanks.
2. Makes stupid banners.
3. Covers itself with stupid badges.
4. Sacks its managers.
5. Pays stupid money for crap players.
6. Lives in the past.
7. Says it will "Reclaim the kop" from "Wools" and Norwegians.
8. Makes hilarious excuses when its team is beaten.
9. Makes even more hilarious excuses when one of its players gets sent off.
10. Mad with bitter jealousy and hatred of Man United.
11. Deluded and hypocritical.
12. Sings a dirge from an old musical called "Carousel."
13. Without a sense of humour.
14. In denial of steep decline.
15. Says the whole world is against them.
16. Paranoid with conspiracy theories about the media.
Have we missed anything out? Let us know.
Let's laugh at the kopites!
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Comments about Kopite Behaviour.
33
we were very unlucky today, Never mind though, have faith in Davey Moyes, he will come good in the end. COYB
31
One of the shite writing 'Brad Jones for England' on Facebook,When he's quite clearly Australian.KNOBHEAD.
27
In the pub,
"Wasn't many Blue noses in for the match today."
Reply,
"That's coz they were at the match, dick ed."
25
17. Still think Michael Owen plays for them
18. Was 'working late' the year they fluked the Champions League so didn't get to watch the game...
19. ...but still wore a 'Champions League Winners' t-shirt the following weekend.
24
On any non local phone in (909/talk sport etc) its always Tarquin from London or Abdul from Luton phoning in to discuss a match they havent even been to
21
They have a manager who looks like Gillian McKeith AND it just so happens that they both handle shite on a daily basis
20
I live by the Rocket pub and every time they are at home I have a little chuckle when I see this minty coach coming off the M62 with a big red flag in the back window with 'ESSEX REDS'...'nuff said, cracks me up every time.
19
Talk shite about net spend rather than just admitting another manager has blown a load of money on jarg players yet again.
Using the word FACT for everything and after the fat spanish waiter used it....bell ends!
18
You can't talk football with them if they lose...loads of tits in our work who will mention what pub they watched the match in if they won and how many dandelion and burdocks they had...but if they lose they mention Heather has been killed in Eastenders. Part time fans.
17
Making a banner reading 'A Hero Will Rise' re Aqueduct or whatever his name was. Then when the 'hero' DIDN'T arise not making one with the words 'He Sank Without Trace' :o) Wonder what happened to the original?
15
I was gonna put exactly (almost) as Terry at No. 4. I lived in South Africa for 25 years, and used to ask who their manager was before Bill Shankly. Never gorran answer.
Mind you, it will come as no surprise that most of them weren't from the UK. Doesn't matter if they weren't scousers. We have good blues that aren't. I'm from Old Swan meself. And oh, it was Phil Taylor.
13
The wools who don't come by car, coach, canal, cruise ship, love walking to the game with their kit tops over their clothes! Duffle coat on... hood up.. kit top on over it... scarf round the neck... covered in badges... generally carrying souvenir bags.
12
Going the pub dressed head to toe in Liverpool regalia, proudly declaring "I never miss a match me, I'm always in here cheering on the reds..."
11
Delusional. Everytime they win one game they begin to think they are going to win everything! And the current manager is suddenly the best in the universe! Then they lose...hilarious!
9
They believe all refereeing decisions against them are wrong and they are never shown any favour by the ref ever. Thomas was right, Clattenburg was right.
8
I was looking at how much tickets would cost to go to the match this weekend. There are at least 3 times as many Liverpool tickets available as there are Everton tickets. We care. Evertonians wouldn't give up the opportunity to see this game for anything. We want it more than they do.
7
Carrying a gilt framed photograph of the FSW like it was a holy statue or something. Burning the American flag.
6
Five of them dressed as cardinals walking through the city centre in support of the fat Spanish waiter before he got sacked. Bell ends.
3
17. Obssession with what Torres is up to.
18. Former players support drug-taking in goal celebrations.
2
A. Never go to the game.
B. Don't know how to get to Analfield
C. Can't name more than two or three players.
D. Pretend Scousers.
E. Aren't in the least interested in footy generally so you can never have a proper conversation with them.
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Pretty extensive (and accurate) list there.The only thing I'd add to No.6 is their obsession with the 1970s that not only includes their dress sense but extends to their attitude to race relations.
I hope you guys smash them this weekend,I genuinely want a Spurs-Everton final between 2 proper clubs.
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