As we face up to the FA Cup semi final the world knows Everton are our city's first club. The others play on our old ground.
They also know about laughable kopite behaviour, which is usually:
1. Owned by Yanks.
2. Makes stupid banners.
3. Covers itself with stupid badges.
4. Sacks its managers.
5. Pays stupid money for crap players.
6. Lives in the past.
7. Says it will "Reclaim the kop" from "Wools" and Norwegians.
8. Makes hilarious excuses when its team is beaten.
9. Makes even more hilarious excuses when one of its players gets sent off.
10. Mad with bitter jealousy and hatred of Man United.
11. Deluded and hypocritical.
12. Sings a dirge from an old musical called "Carousel."
13. Without a sense of humour.
14. In denial of steep decline.
15. Says the whole world is against them.
16. Paranoid with conspiracy theories about the media.
Have we missed anything out? Let us know.
Let's laugh at the kopites!
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