What did you think of the match?  Did Moyesy get his team selection and tactics right?  e-mail info@bluekipper.com after the game.

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* Kipper entering the fray in the second half, asking if anyone had any string for his glasses.

* Ref, 1 doing his back in, Ref 2 (Jogger) getting sacked, Ref 3 turning up after school club and gifting Kipper FC the victory. Sour grapes, you f***in bet !!

After the tragic loss of our friend and colleague Paul Mc Comb, we decided the best way to remember Macca was to start a Memorial match and each year contest it, were Bluekipper FC can take on us crocks, the Real Bluekipper. I am sure Macca would give this madness his full thumbs up, as those of us who knew him, know he loved a laugh, and without doubt anyone who attends Harrow Drive Park in Aintree this Saturday morning will see twenty two old has beans having a laugh. Ultimately though we do not want to get beat, especially against Bluekipper FC, or for the uneducated, Bluekipper's Message Board.

Captain Lard had a terrible shock to his teams plans, when the Neville Southall of his squad had an unfortunate accident in training, involving twenty pints of Stella, a bouncy castle, a trampoline and a ridiculous midnight bet, that resulted in Lavo dislocating his shoulder. Tommy Munro one of the finest keepers Greenside Avenue has ever seen will deputise, as Lard is definitely going for experience rather than youth.

Lard himself will sit in the midfield alongside such greats as Richie Bennett, Boyd 'Bite Yer Legs' Creedon, The Doc and any other nutter from Ashworth Hospital we can get our hands on. Ernie will lead the line, but will be lost without his long term partner Eric who will be at home slicing the melons for Ernie's homecoming. Stevey Battle will be patrolling the midfield and the Sower will be sowing his seed across the middle with Neil Bennett.

Mark 'Squizzer' Squires will be on hand in case the plumbing breaks down in the shower rooms afterwards, and Striker Price will be foaming at the mouth for any young blood from the opposition that he can get his teeth into, as he has not been fed since late April.

Jogger is adamant he wants to start, but after a long discussion with him, that involved a large hammer and some horrific looking needles, it was agreed on his behalf that he couldn't. Kipper himself wants to throw the clock back twenty odd years to when he was forty four, and we are sure at some point of injury time, Lard will let him loose on the opposition. After much debate Sausage was told to go to the barbers before he could even be considered for the squad of twenty two, as Captain Lard goes for broke in his team selection.

Lard says: "Yes, were really up for this, we have waited a long time to get this game on, and I know if I can get my squad fairly soberish we will give them a game. Admittedly some of my squad are on medication, but their minders will be on hand in case they get out of control, and we have discreetly parked the Prison van out of site."

Jogger says: "Sponge man, are you takin' the piss out of me, you should have seen me in my hey day, flares, hair, I looked just like Noddy Holder."

Real Bluekipper FC From: Tommy Munro, Boyd Creedon, Richie Bennett, Paul Bennett, Steve Battle, Gary 'Lard' Jones, The Doc, Steve Sullivan, Neil Bennett, Simon 'Ernie' Kennedy, Luke Creedon, Andy Newcombe, Sower of the Seed, Brian Kelly, Chris Jones, Danny Gabrielson, Mark 'Squiz' Squires, Striker Price, Kipper, Roy Caine

Lavo's starting Eleven: Tommy Munro, Richie Bennett, Boyd Creedon, Paul Bennett, Steve Battle, Lard, The Doc, Steve Sullivan, Squiz, Ernie, Brain Kelly

FC Bluekipper are in a rich vein of form of late, as up to a few weeks ago they had only been turned over twice this season. Heavy defeats to St. Mary's Girls College and The Royal British Legion Over 65's has not deterred their enthusiasm and after taking a sly peek at their training camp this week, it is clear to see that they are all up for this game. Credit were credit is due, and respect must be given to their danger men Bilo and Mitch who between them have banged in a hatful of goals this season. Ped, who is the Peter Reid of Bluekipper FC is gearing up for his battle with Lard of the Real Bluekipper, and Lard himself has already started munching on some Ginger Nuts with his cuppa this week to get him in the mood for the contest.

Bluekipper FC are keeping their line up a secret till near the kick off, as they are unsure if they can get the Police to overturn some of their players ASBO's for Saturday's clash.

Ped says: "Yep, we can't wait. Training was good the other night, and we all gelled well. All the boys showed enthusiasm and I was happy with that, and there is a burning desire to beat the Real Bluekipper. We swerved the pub after training, but chatted long into the night discussing tactics, as we sat in the nude at our computer terminals whacking off."

Matty says: " Will the paramedics be close at hand with the gas and air."

FC Bluekipper From: Mitch, Bilo, TBK, Ged, Carlito Cool, Jake Reaney, Creo, Welshy, Ped, Mikel, Dave, Matty, Crommo, Ged, Matty, Sturbs