When a player went down injured, me 'arl fella, Chris McIver used to shout "Give him a Double Diamond, it works wonders!"

The 3 most commonly used words in Goodison are as follows:-" FUCKIN HELL UNSWORTH".

Heard in the Park End. After another Dave Unsworth cross had gone over the bar. A shout of 'what the fuck was that Rhino?' was heard. A kid turned to his Dad, and asked " What's a Rhino, Dad?" The Dad answered, "It's an animal with an arse the same size as your mum's, son".

I well remember my Dad used to stand behind the Gwladys St end and I can hear him shouting it now. Ted Sagar was in goal and when he caught the ball , my dad used to shout "Safe in the arm's of Jesus". Very appropriate as the Church was on the right hand side of the pitch.

I remember playing Derby at Xmas time back in the seventies. Micky Lyons dallied on the ball at the back and Kevin Hector tried to sneak up and steal the ball. "Behiiind you" shouted me 'arl fella in true panto fashion.

Does anybody remember a bloke in the Lower Bullens paddock who used to constantly sing "Andy Gray, Andy Gray, Andy Gray..." seasons after he had left? He also used to make this weird sound like a Red Indian when everything went quiet. You could even hear him on TV when the Blues were on live!

During the derby(15/9/01) that twat Phil Thompson was up and down like a blue arse fly, when a fella behind me shouted to him "sit down dick nose".

One of my favourites has to be from the early '80s. Whenever Billy Wright got the ball the bloke behind me in the street end always tried to help by shouting "Blue Shirt, Billy!" Regards

Heard in the top balcony on the Good Friday Derby ,when short arse owen lay injured? " oh dear the baby jesus is dead", reply from two rows back "dont worry he'll be back on sunday".

At the palace game last week, Chadwick had a weak shot at the keeper, to which the guy behind me shouted: "cadamatari hit his tart harder than that!"

A few years back against Spurs when Klinnsman was playing for them and he had gone too ground once too often, some old wag behind me shouted, "that c@nt's up and down more times that Princess Margaret's knickers"

Two from the fella' that sits behind me 1. fifty pence napper : when a header has gone the wrong way 2: he's a frakie howard : when a linesman is crap. and one from about thirty years ago . when a goalie is having a blinder : he's got hands like a tart on pay day.

I remember being in the Paddock, early seventies and this bloke shouts "Darracott, you're shite !" Voice from behind says "There's no need for inappropriate language". "Sorry mate" came the reply and then: "Darracott, you're fucking shite !".

At many a game at Goodison a bad ref plays a major part in the game, ususally costing us, so the four words that account for this are often shouted out by this large fella who sits behinds us: 'THE REFEREES A KOPITE'.

We were playing the shite. I was sat in the Paddock, Nigel Clough was on the ball. This lad behind me stands up and shouts “Clough your Dads a piss head”, sits down for a second then stands up again and shouts “hang on a second, so is mine”. Had me laughing

Halfway though the second half at the Arse game and Donovan comes over to take a corner in front of the blue noses in the corner, and up goes the USA! USA! Chats... Donas proceeds to take the worst corner of all time and the al fella comes out with USELESS A! USELESS A! Had the lads around us chuckleing for a few mints in the cold. Keep up the good work lads. Chris Lynch At the Carlisle game sat in the main stand and my brother (who supports manure) came with me my uncle and my cousin to the game. My brother has been comin with us occassionally for about 15 years, so he knows all the banter of the Blues and most of our chants. But when the Carlisle fans started chantin "Shall we sing a song for you?" my brother without missin a beat fired back "Do you Know any Petshop Boys?" this had me and our cousin cryin laughin. Love the site boys

It was just before half time and supporters were going down for a pie and pint, Gomez was about to take a goal kick and some fella shouts “fuck off Gomez your shite” as he took the kick it went to an Everton player and then the same fella shouts “there fucking told you” at that point the Parkend were all laughing.