Can this happen? Surely not. Michael Owen to Everton.
Saint Michael has been linked with a move to Everton. But to be fair he has been linked every time he becomes available.
He is a free agent over finishing three seasons with Man Utd. He scored 17 goals during his time at the Manchester club. But as usual his time has been blighted by injury.
He is 32 now and the question is will David Moyes take a gamble on the striker?
The Saint said: "If a good opportunity doesn't come my way then so be it. At this stage of my career it has to be something that I'm going to enjoy doing. Not being disrespectful when saying I wouldn't play in The Championship. Always said I wouldn't drop down the leagues like some have done.
"I know I can still bang them in at the top level. I proved that nearly every time I played for Manchester United. At 32, still got a few years in me."
Email Bluekipper at email@example.com