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Fellaini Will Sort Mikky Out

I must admit that I loved Mikel Arteta when he was at Everton and a little bit of me died when he left our great club. Now I don't mean that in a gay way but you know what I mean. He was a top player for us and he has become a top player for the Arse. But he plays a deeper role for them a...Read More
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Everton Better Without Arteta

Mikel Arteta comes back to Goodison Park on Wednesday night. He plays the "Water Carrier" role for Arsenal and he does it very well. Have Everton moved forward since his departure? Would you still have him here? David Moyes believes Arsenal got a better player than they thought he...Read More
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Will You Cheer Arteta?

Mikel Arteta returns to Goodison on Wednesday. I have missed Mikky and it will be strange seeing him doing his stuff in an Arsenal shirt. If you have seen Mikky playing for the Arse he has been given the "water carrier" role. He doesn't do anything fancy and just keeps the ball moving acr...Read More
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We Haven't Got A Pot To Piss In

I remember back when Mikel Arteta left a big discussion broke out that we will be able spend the money on a striker in January. Now naff all. We know we are skint, but David Moyes said at the time he didn't have to sell Mikky. He sold him for the right reasons. Anyway Moyesy has confirmed...Read More
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Refund For Shirts

Everton will refund anyone who has bought this season shirts with the names of Beckford and Arteta. Bill Kenwright said: "I have been contacted by several supporters, a lot with children, who had bought the new shirts with Mikel and Jermaine's surnames on the back of them...Read More
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I Loved You Mikel

Well he's gone to Arsenal and we've got £10m for him, but I'm gutted. I know Mikel Arteta hasn't played well for a couple of seasons after his bad injury and I think we have seen the best of him. I absolutely loved Mikel. He was a great player for us when he was on top of his game....Read More
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Arteta Wants Arsenal Move - Deal Back On

Apparently Arteta has reduced his wage demands and now wants to leave to go to Arsenal. So the deal is back on. Don't you just love the transfer window. Only at Everton ey?...Read More
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Arsenal Pull Out Of Arteta Deal

Blue Kipper understand from sources close to Mikel Arteta that a £10m bid is off after the Spanish International could not agree his personal terms or the length of contract. Arteta is thought to wanted a three year deal, but Arsenal were not prepared to give him that. Earli...Read More
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We Were Lucky

After the dust has settled down on the Blackburn game, I think we all know how lucky we were to get all the poin...Read More
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Is This The Right Time For Arteta To Go?

Last week's events and Saturday poor performance against QPR will have all Evertonians running for cover. There are 9 days left before the window shuts and even though Moyesy has said that nobody leaves without his say so, it will become increasingly difficult in the present climate not to listen...Read More
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Question Over Mikky

  Is Mikky Arteta finished? In Saturdays' match versus QPR it seemed so to many Evertonians. He could hardly put a foot right or do anything constructive when he came on as sub for the last third of the match. This was a completely different player to the one who made centre ...Read More
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Arteta Fit For QPR

Mikel Arteta is delighted to be back in action after making the most of last weekend's call-off at Tottenham. The postponement of Everton's opening day game at Spurs bought the Spaniard a bit of extra time as he recovered from a foot injury sustained in ...Read More
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Mikky's Focused

We were all highly delighted that Mikky was able to play for Everton in Dublin last night. We need Mikel Arteta like never before starting with the game on Satu...Read More
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Mikel Arteta

  MIKKY MUSE   Mikky Arteta hasn't been the same player since his bad injury at The Skunks, which also caused him to miss the 2009 Cup Final. But ironically his best game when he returned was in a satisfying win at the same Newcast...Read More
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Bilbao Sniffing Round Our Tater

There seems to be more rumours of players leaving from the Blues than who is actually coming in of late.  Jack the Lad, Bainsey, Screech and Jags to name but a few are mentioned daily, and today the old chestnut of Mikky going back to Spain has arisen in our dear old Sunday rags....Read More
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Home Form is Vital

It is a shout we hear a lot at the end of the last few seasons, and it is to start the next season well and keep the momentum up. The Blues did well to finish seventh this term after another piss poor start to the campaign, but what was alarming this term was the amount of home games that...Read More
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Mikel Arteta, Season Review

Season Rating 6 Mikel's Stats  A poor season b...Read More
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Spend Spend Spend

Mikel Arteta is urging the powers that be at Everton to dig deep to spend this summer to move the club forward. Our Spanish magician like us all is frustrated at our seventh placed finish this term, and we could have and should have finished higher than what we did. A season that ...Read More
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Arteta Wants To Get Fit

Mikel Arteta came back for Everton after a seven week absence in the 1-1 draw at Wigan. The best little Spaniard we know missed a penalty and didn't produce any magic, but he was happy with hi...Read More
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The Boys are Back In Town

They still may be injured but one welcome sight at Goodison Park yesterday was Mikky and Tiny sat in Tiny's Hospitality Box in the 2-0 home win at Blackburn. Tiny we hear is not far away from ...Read More
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Mikky May Be Back

The word on the street is that Mikky Arteta who we thought we may not see till next term may be fit to return by the time we play manure in a few weeks time. Mikky suffered a tear to his hamstring in the dra...Read More
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Arteta Back Soon

David Moyes has dispelled rumours that Mikel Arteta will not play again this season. The best little Spaniard we know will be fit by the end of the month. Moyesy said: "I think he'll play again this ...Read More
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Mikel Off In The Summer?

Well the papers are rife with one Everton story this morning and that is Mikel Arteta is off back to Spain in the summer, don't you just love it? Valencia are supposed to be lining up a summer offer to tempt us to selling the best little Spaniard we know. Well he is just on the back of a ...Read More
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Mikky Jets Off

HI BlueKipper Look who was on my flight going to Majorca on Friday 11 March 2011!   He took a little bit of his recuperation and family time out to sign a few autographs and have a few pics taken.  Get well soon Mikel, we need you back. ...Read More
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Mikel Out For Weeks With Injury

David Moyes fears Mikel Arteta could be out for weeks after the Everton midfielder appeared to suffer a hamstring injury against Brum last night. The Best Little Spaniard We Know limped off having played only seven minutes of the 1-1 draw and was replaced by Seamus Coleman....Read More
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Mikky The Wideman

Mikel Arteta had his best game of the season against Newcastle, he got the Blue Kipper star man and it was no surprise that he was wide on the left. He...Read More
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Mikel Wants To Make Up More Disappointment

Mikel Arteta is aiming to build on Saturday's Star Man performance against the Mackems and take a step closer to erasing the biggest disappointment of his career to date. Our Tater sat out Everton's two Wembley appearances in 2009 through injury and in 2008 missed another opportunity to w...Read More
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Everton Star As Good As Iniesta

The manager of the Peoples Club, David Moyes has likened Mikel Arteta's role at Everton to that of Andres Iniesta at Barcelona. The best little Spaniard we know has been below par thi...Read More
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Mikky Says King Louis Is World Class

Mikel Arteta says Louis Saha will be a pivotal figure with the Blues looking to climb the Premier League table.King Louis has scored four goals in his last five games in all competitions.Mikky says: 'Louis is a world class player and when he's in form he i...Read More
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Patience Is The Key

Blues midfielder Mikky Arteta is urging the Blue faithful to be patient with the players on Saturday as we face Blackpool in what is fast becoming a proverbial six pointer. The Blues home form as pointed out by Mikky has been awful this term, but with a bit of patience and backing from th...Read More
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Arteta & Mrs versus Mr & Mrs Stevie GBH

SKY are having a bit of fun running a Wags and Stags competeition where they pit the Barclays Premier League's perfect pairings against each other as they represent their respective clubs in their 'fun-filled game'. A couple will represent each team taking part in the Premier League this ...Read More
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Mikky Treats His Knee Like A Baby

Mikel Arteta says that he treats his knee like his baby, after badly injuring it in 2009 when it kept him out for almost a whole year.Mikky has been below par of late but he hopes to put that right against the shite on Sunday. He scored in our 2-0 win in October at Goodison but he say...Read More
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Mikky Wants Goals

Mikel Arteta has not had the best of seasons so far, an unnecessary sending off against the Baggies and poor form have hampered his campaign. The highlight of Mikky's season so far was his goal against the shite in the Goodison derby, in addition to his problems he puts down a shortage of goals a...Read More
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Moyes Backs Arteta

Mikel Arteta, Everton's best player has had a very poor season. Some fans are calling for the best paid Spaniard we know to warm the bench for a while. David Moyes, the manager of the People's Club is backing hi...Read More
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Mikky's Quality Is Permanent

David Moyes has noted like all of us that Mikky has not had a good start to the season and he hopes that his quality will come shining through sooner rather than later. Moyesy said: "Mikel seems to be having a bit of a dip. I don't know if that's a delayed reaction to bei...Read More
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Derby Goal Delight

One of Everton's stars from the 2-0 slaughter of the redshite on Sunday, Mikel Arteta has revealed how The Manager Of The People's Club, ...Read More
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Just Made It

Everton second goalscorer in yesterdays Derby win Mikky Arteta was nearly a non starter with a hamstring injury. Mikky injured himself in training on Saturday but thankfully he passed his fitness test to play and bang in Everton's second. Mikky said: "I felt some ...Read More
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Campbell Leads The Line

I sadly missed the domes big years. But from 1994 onwards mine is:- Best XI: Martyn, Jags, Watson, Lescott, Kanchelskis, Arteta, Parkinson, Speed, Cahill, Rooney, Campbell.Subs: Dunc only - With that side we would win the league. Beno, Warringt...Read More
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Don't Stop Believin'

Bottom of the League and out of the Carling Cup, yep it's been a tough and crap start to the season for the Blues. Stand in Cap e Tan Mikky Arteta is convinced though that better days are ahead . With Brum...Read More
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3rd Kit Launch - Meet Mikky & Screech

Everton launch their third kit this Thursday, it is in a sumptuous vanilla colour, and if you get down to Everton One and Everton Two you will have a chance to meet Our Tater and Screech. The midfield duo will each be visiting one of our offical Club stores to celebrate the launch of...Read More
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Mikky Says We Must Improve!

Mikel Arteta says Everton are a far superior side to one he joined back in 2005 and insists that now is time to show it! Our Tater agrees with his Moyesy about the quality of the current squad believes that despite a shocking start to their Premier League campaign, Everton are not fa...Read More
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Too Many Long Balls

Everton skipper, Mikel Arteta wants Everton to bounce back from the 1-0 home defeat against Newcastle in the two away games this week against Brenford in the Carling Cup and Fulham in the Premier ...Read More
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We Want Early Goals Against Newcastle

The best little Spaniard we know is keen for Everton to get at Newcastle early doors with goals and dominate the game.   Arteta says: "We don't want to do that against Newcastle, we w...Read More
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New Arteta T-Shirt

You have asked for a Mikel Arteta T-Shirt to be included in the new Blue Kipper range, so here it is. *** HE'S THE BEST LITTLE SPANIARD WE KNOW *** The T-Shirt is in Ro...Read More
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Mikky Proud To Be Captain

Mikel Arteta was proud and delighted to lead his team in their draw with Manure on Saturday, especially after bagging that last minute equaliser. Mikky says that as a foreign player it makes it all the more special to be asked to skipper the side. Both Moyesy and Captain...Read More
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Mikel Praises Scholes

Our Tater has praised Manchester United counterpart Paul Scholes as a 'brilliant' player and the ideal midfielder. Mikel Arteta will come head-to-head with Scholesy at Goodison Park tomorrow as we welcome Manure and the mercurial Spaniard suggests the evergreen 35-year-old, who ...Read More
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You're Spanish Mikky

So the rule that says Mikky can't play for England states; "At the time of [a player's] first full or partial appearance in an international match in an official competition for his current Association, he must already have the nationality of the representative team for which he wish...Read More
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Whats Going On Fabio

David Moyes has urged England Manager Fabio Capello to either put up or shut up over the England future of Mikel Arteta. Fabio has sounded out Mikky over the prospect of playing for E...Read More
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FA Comment on Mikky For England

After all the debate surrounding Mikel Arteta playing for England, the FA have come out and commented on the issue for the first time. It has been reported that Fabio met with Mikky after the Wolves draw last week to sound him out over whether the prospect of pulling on the England shirt ...Read More
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Why Not Them

In the coming months England might stop being shit, and get a bit better. Why, because the best Little Spaniard we know would consider turning out for his adopted nation if the call came. Mikky is now eligible for England after spending five years living and working in our great country....Read More
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Arteta - Everton Is Home To Me

"When you are at home and you are building a beautiful house and you are close to completing it, you want to enjoy that house. You don't want to move away, and that is how I feel about Everton." Mikel Arteta On Signing A New 5 Year Contract - August 2010. ...Read More
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Mikky For England

Now here is an interesting debating point raised by one of our sworn enemies over at Analfield. England and shite skipper Steven Gerrard would love to see the Blues Mikky Arteta pulling on the white of England in the future. Mikky is constantly overlooked by his homeland Spain, and now af...Read More
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I'm So Excited

I am still on cloud nine after the best Little Spaniard we know signed on for five more years. Enough of me prattling on, let's hear from the man himself; Mikky said: "I'm so pleased. There has been a lot of speculation through the media all summer but I have not ...Read More
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Five More Years

Well this one has come right out of the Blue, but after all the uncertainty surrounding his future in the summer, Mikky today has put pen to paper on a new five year deal, yes five years, unbelievable. Mikky had sighted family reason for a potential move back to Spain in the summer break,...Read More
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Mikel Being Touted By Sevilla

Rumours are coming out of the press in Spain today that the 'best little Spaniard we know' could be packing his bags and jetting off back to his homeland.Apparently Sevilla and are trying to get the Euros together and make a bid to tempt Mikel Arteta away.Mikky's agent has...Read More
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Simply The Best

All this shite talk of the Arabs at Eastland preparing to make a bid for our Mikky, well they better think again. The Best Little Spaniard we know is going nowhere, why, because he loves it at Goodison, and he knows we are on the verge of something big. Mikky loves the place, and ...Read More
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Going Nowhere

Mikel isn't going anywhere. All this shit about him being swapped for 3 City players is laughable. Take a look at the facts. He's gone out to Austrailia with the lads. His bezzie is Tim Cahill. Everton are great and City aren't and most importantly I don't want to replace all my p...Read More
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Mikky Must Stay

Britain's Got Talent star and top Blue Amanda Holden has got her weight behind the Mikky must stay campaign. Apparently she was twittering (it's some internet craze) and told hers fans that 'Mikel Arteta must stay at Everton as we love him sooo much!' This is great news, and very ...Read More
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Arteta Flies To Australia

Everton have included Mikel Arteta in the squad for the pre-season tour of Australia plus they have published images of the Spanish star in the new kit. Lets hope this means he will be in the new kit at the start of the season. New signings, Beckford, Gueye and Silva are also included. ...Read More
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Kenwright On Arteta

Everton chairman Bill Kenwright has confirmed that David Moyes has spoken to Mikel Arteta about his Everton future. With the report that the Spaniard is looking to move back to Spain it doesn't look good. Evert...Read More
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Arteta Could Leave Everton

Over the weekend a story broke in the papers about Mikel Arteta's agent has been looking for a new club in Spain for the 28 year old Spaniard. At first you could sense all Evertonian's going mental about another agent arsing about. Until you read the reason for the apparent move in the ma...Read More
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Our Tater To Stay At Goodison

With the papers rife about Sir Whiskey Nose being ready with a £10m bid to tempt Mikel Arteta from Goodison, the word is that Our Tater is ready to pledge his future and stay at Everton.The best little Spaniard we know was outstanding when he returned from injury last seaso...Read More
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City After Arteta

Plenty of media outlets are saying Manchester City are planning a £20m bid for Mikel Arteta. Mancini has been told to do one from Villa after a bid for Milner was rejected. So we will see (if it's true) what Everton and Arteta think of it. The best little Spaniard we know has...Read More
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Mikky Happy at Goodison

The conspiracy theorists are out after Cesc Fabregas nailed his colours to the mast after asking Arse of The Arse for a transfer to Barca. Some say that that would mean Mikky moving form Goodison to The Emirates, but Mikky's agents has poo pooed any suggestion that that will happen. ...Read More
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Mikky Still Keeps The Faith

Blues midfield Magician Mikky Our Tater, is still holding out a faint hope that he will be included in Spain's 2010 World Cup Squuuad. With his mate and fellow Country man Cesc Fabregas still out injured, Mikky says a few prayers every night that the shout will come Mr Del Bosque for him....Read More
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Mikky The Brave

Hats off to Mikky our Spanish Magician for playing through the pain barrier and being on the pitch to bag a much needed winner yesterday against Fulham. Mikky had to have seven stitches in his barnet after sustaining a nasty gash (ooh matron) just before half time. He insiste...Read More
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Pedersen - Stupid Boy

In the fallout (not Icelandic) after Saturday's win at Blackburn, the best little Spaniard we know has explained why he poked A-Ha loving Morten Ganst Pedersen in the eye.Our Tater, just back from injury, apparently has some previous with the Norwegian and did not take kindly when onc...Read More
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Mikky Misses Out

Early team news ahead of tomorrow's massive clash with Villa at Villa Park. The Best Little Spaniard we Know has been ruled out already of the match. Since the Blues destroyed Sitteh at Eastlands late last month, Mikky has been absent from the first team with his groin injury...Read More
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Magic Mikky Missing

Blues fans were a bit mystified by the absence of Mikky Our Tater at today's bore draw against Wolves. Moyesy thought it best, that the Best Little Spaniard we know sat this one out, as he has been carrying a niggling groin injury of late. Moyesy says: "He's been ...Read More
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Mikky Is Back To His Best

He is back, he is scoring goals, and we love him. Moyesy take it away; Moyesy says: "He has now scored three goals since he's been back and that is part of what he gives us. You can see him growing in confidence now. When he came back into the side I didn't want h...Read More
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World Cup Too Soon For Mikky

Another great goal by "The Best Little Spaniard We Know" against Bolton yesterday, but David Moyes still thinks it will not be enough for him to get into the Spanish World Cup squad. They must be some team. A g...Read More
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Mikky Wants More Goals In Push For Europe

Our Spanish genius wants the lads to push for more goals and if that happens Europe is a possibility Mikky says: "To score a lot of goals could be really important when it comes to goal difference at the end of the season. But it was also important for us to put on that k...Read More
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Our Midfield Was Breathtaking

Jag had some praise for our midfield especially Mikel and he was just glad to be back and watch the lads to their stuff. One word for it. Breath-taking Jags says: “If you look at the way Mikel runs with the ball, and his vision, and the way he teams up with Bai...Read More
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Mikky Soon Will Be Back To His Best

Mikky is just about to start to be the player he was before he got injured. He was in the form of his life when that happened and hopefully soon he will be back to his best.  Moyesy says:"Mikel has been important for us. In the last day or two I've seen signs that he...Read More
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Consistency Needed

Fantastic wins against manure and Chelski, were followed up with inept displays in Europe and a horror first half against Spurs. Consistency is something the Blues are lacking of late and it needs to change if we are to salvage soemthing from our season. Without doubt we Know we have...Read More
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Away Goal Killed Us

Two trips to Lisbon, eight goals conceeded, none scored, but the goal that probably ended our European dreams this season came in the last few minutes at Goodison Park last week, when Buzz Lightyear gave away that penalty. Mikky Arteta thinks the same, but he also adds we were just not go...Read More
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Moyesy To Go Easy on Mikky

Moyesy may start protecting Mikky Arteta from now on, after his comeback from a seven month injury lay off. The Best Little Spaniard we know, has played more footy than Moyesy had expected since his return, due to the fact that Screech is injured and also because he is shit hot. We may se...Read More
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Clean Sheet Please

Mikky believes a clean sheet will do us the world of good tomorrow night against Sporting Mikky says:"It's a great chance for us and we need to go through. We're playing at home first, so we know that we can't concede any goals. We have the exper...Read More
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Bring Them On

Every Evertonian is delighted to see Mikky back strutting his stuff in the middle of the park, and even though his return may have come a little bit early for Moyesy, Mikky himself just wants as much action as possible. With the suspension of Nuts on Wednesday night, Mikky was thrust...Read More
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He's Back

There were tears in the eyes of grown men when Mikel Arteta entered the FA Cup game at Goodison yesterday. As the game continued the roar went up, as the best little spaniard we know took off his tracksuit top. The noise from the crowd rose to a cacophony as the announcer was drowned...Read More
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Ready When You Want Me

Having heard rumours that the best little Spaniard we know was ready for the scrapyard after his bad injury, fans will be made up to hear Mikel saying he is not far away from being fit again. Mikky says: "I have been doing nearly everything in tr...Read More
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My Hell Is Nearly Over

We have really missed you Mikky. Your class, your skill, your free kicks and your looks. Hopefully you will be back in an Everton shirt early in the New Year doing what you do best. I LOVE YOU Mikel says: "For the past few days I have been able t...Read More