Prodigal's Son

Everton welcome back this weekend Everton old boy, and all round good egg, Tommy Radzinski. Tommy as we know, left the Blues for bigger and better things in the shape of Fulham Football Club. In fairness to Tommy he wanted to move on to one of the Premiership giants to further his career. A club with the history, stature and fan base like Fulham, is the obvious choice to further your Premiership career. Tommy we hear is looking forward to his Goodison return, were I am sure all Blues will give him a fantastic reception. You decide.

Tommy on His Return: "I'm definitely looking forward to going back. I had a great three years there and I still keep in touch with a lot of friends. They gave me the opportunity to come and play in England, and from the very first day the fans were fantastic to me. It's going to be a difficult game. They're a team who are hard to beat; they've been grinding out a lot of 1-0 wins. They will try to keep a clean sheet and counter-attack us, so we've got to be patient and be prepared for absolutely everything they're going to throw at us.

It's going to be a full house, there'll be 40,000 people there and they'll be making a lot of noise. But I'm really positive about the game and I think we can go there and do something."

Tommy Whilst At Everton: "I don't think it's a good place to be at the moment because next season we will be fighting another relegation battle when good players want to be testing and improving themselves by playing in Europe.

I want to be playing in a club in Europe or challenging for a European place while Wayne should be playing for a top club in the Champions League. Wayne has shown in Euro 2004 that he can play at the top level and I think he needs to move on to further and better himself. My feeling is that Wayne will definitely move on and I hope he'll go somewhere where he can improve and grow as a player and sadly I don't think that is Everton.

Without building up your team it will be a struggle and I want to be in a team with real potential. We have lost a lot of players this season and yet we have only brought one in and I am afraid I don't think Marcus Bent will be able to stop us from struggling again next season."

Last season was a disaster. I ran my arse off for the club and in January the manager said as soon as we were safe I would get my rewards which I took to mean a new contract. But I was only offered a one-year extension and the indecisiveness of the manager was affecting my form. Anyone who knows David Moyes will know he cannot make a decision. It was so frustrating. Then finally they offered me a new three year contract at the end of last week. But my frustration had become so big that it was too late by then.

I would like to stay in the Premiership because it is a great league. But I'm 30 years old, I'm ambitious and I want to achieve big things in my career." (19/11/04)

Polish Tosh

Tommy is set to appeal against his fine of two weeks wages, whilst still at Everton, regarding comments on Rooney being better off if he left the club!
The Rad who is currently setting the Prem on fire at Fulham says his treatment was unfair, that it was bad timing (we agree) & that it was particularly unfair given the 3 years service he had given to Everton (never once got into double figures in goals scored in a season)!
Whilst he was at it, he also complained about players not getting 1st Class plane seats when travelling on international fixtures!
Tommy, we always knew that your feet were too fast for your brain, take your foot out of your mouth son and start doing the business on the pitch.
PS Radz, bring some bog roll with you on your return to Goodison, you'll need it!! (05/09/04)

He's Gone

The shitbag of a sitter misser has signed for Fulham for £1.75m and good riddance to the little square faced prick.(22/07/04)

Staying

The Rad looks like staying at Everton.

Bill Kenwright says:"It was a shock because I'm a big fan of Tommy Radzinski. It was a big shock to see those newspaper articles.
I know in some way Tomasz has said he was misquoted, but he still wants to go and presumably he'll be handing in a transfer request. If David lost Radzinski what sort of striker would he get to fill that role. There's a big part of David that says at the moment, no I want to keep him. We have had an offer from Fulham and this is decision time in football. The end of July is always the time when decisions are made and it will be no different at Everton."(19/07/04)

Apology

An apology to all our Canadian Blues, of which there are many who log onto bluekipper.com. In most of our articles on The Rad, we point out that he is a Canadian turd bag, and shit 'ed. Many thanks to Steve and Lorraine Green from Ontaria, Canada, who have asked me to drop the emphasis on Canadian. They whole heartedly agree with us, that he is a turd bag, etc., but as they themselves are from Canada, they found the Canadian slant offensive. Fair shout. So from now on he is a Polish turd bag, and shit 'ed. Only kidding. Sorry again.

Before You Go, You Owe Us

It looks like the little Canadian shit has got what he wanted, which is a move to Premier League giants Fulham. Moyesy however is reported to have hit the traitor with a whopping £35,000 fine for his comments regarding, The Duke, Everton, Moyesy, and is there life after death. Well I for one won't be missing him, and I just hope Fulham are delighted with a striker who will give you consistently ten goals a season. Ooh, sarcasm its fantastic isn't it. Anyway Moyesy we have been told will be hanging out for £1 million plus off Fulham, so he can help finance his long running bid for Lily Savage.

Alan Irvine Diplomatically Says: "David had a word with Tomasz privately this morning at our hotel. Obviously he was here too late last night to have a chat and the matter will now be dealt with internally." (13/07/04)

Move On

Un fucking believable. I am finding it hard to control myself as I write this report, but The Rad, paid by Everton, contracted to Everton is urging The Duke to move on from Goodison to realise his ambitions. The Rad who on occasions has cost us many points with his inconsistent finishing is one of the players at the club, who needs to find a mirror, take a good hard look at himself, and realise it is because of mediocre players like him, that we find ourselves in the bottom half of the table. Sorry for my outburst, but doesn't it just piss you off. You can handle agents, other footballers touting players around, but your own fuckin' striking partner. Piss off you little shite. Who needs enemies, when you have friends like that.

Little Shite Radzinski says: "Wayne has shown in Euro 2004 that he can play at the top level and I think he needs to move on to further and better himself. My feeling is that Wayne will definitely move and I hope he'll go somewhere where he can improve and grow as a player and sadly I don't think that is Everton. I don't think it's a good place to be at the moment because next season we will be fighting another relegation battle when good players want to be testing and improving themselves by playing in Europe." (09/07/04)

Rad Rejects 3 Year Deal

The Rad looks to be out of here. He has rejected a new 3 year deal.

Moyesy says:"Tomasz Radzinski requested a three-year contract. We offered a three-year contract but he has now rejected that offer."(08/07/04)

Rad May Miss Arsenal Game

The Rad may miss all Everton's games this season if he leaves. So let's pretend he stays. Then he could be missing for the opener against Arsenal.

Canada will play Guatemala on 18th August 2004 for their CONCACAF Group B semi-final World Cup Qualifying game and FIFA rules say clubs must release their players five days before the fixture is played. So The Rad would have to leave Fri 13th August 2004, unless Everton can
come to an arrangement with the Canadian FA to allow Tommy to play and then fly out straight after the game. (28/06/04)

The Rad Hands in a Transfer Request

The Rad has put in a written transfer request. The man who needs 10 chances to score one goal believes a two year extension to his contract is not long enough. Moyesy has said in the past if you don't want to play for Everton your history. Fulham look favorites for his signature.

Everton man Ian Ross says: "I can confirm that this morning we have received a written transfer request from Tomasz Radzinski. David Moyes will consider the matter later this week." (14/06/04)

Rad's World Cup Dream

Fancy seeing The Rad in action today, well get over to Wrexham's Race Course Ground, to see Wales take on Rad's Canadian counterparts. The Rad who is determined to play in a World Cup, before he is put out to pasture, will be taking today's game seriously, before Canada's first qualifying game next month against the might of Belize.

The Rad says: "We have to play 20 games to qualify for the World Cup, which is a huge amount. If we get to the last stage, three of the final six go through so although it is not easy, it is not as difficult as it used to be. I have just turned 30 and for me the finals in Germany in 2006 will be the last chance for me to get to the finals. I do not want to miss that opportunity and I see the first warm-up game against Wales as the beginning of my dream." (30/05/04)

Two Year Offer

David Moyes has confirmed that the Rad has been offered a two year deal. It is rumored that he is not too happy because he was expecting a three year deal.

Moyesy says: "We’ve offered Tomasz Radzinski a new deal as we have done with David Unsworth.
We’ve offered them both two-year contracts. It’s just a case now of waiting and seeing. We’ve made those offers and we’ll wait and see what happens." (04/05/04)

The Rad Last Season