Everton Chants from The Terraces - Everton Player Shanties

Phil Jagielka

What's that coming over the hill?
It's Jagielka It's Jagielka

(to the tune of 'Is It A Monster' by The Automatic)

James McFadden

Hello, hello,
Jimmy, Jimmy Mac,
Jimmy, Jimmy Mac,
hello, hello!

(to the tune from oasis's song hello)

I was in Scotland on holiday in a bar when James
McFadden blasted home the 3rd against Lithuania to a brilliant chorus!!!

Scott Deane Fazakerley

Phil Neville

One handsome Neville,
There's only one handsome Neville,
One handsome Nev-ille,
There's only one handsome Neville
(repeat)

(To the tune of 'Guantanamera')

Paula Mc

Yakubu

feed the yak and he will score
feed the yak and he will score!

(to the tune of 'Bread Of Heaven')

Joleon Lescott

When Joleon marches down the wing, Lescott, Lescott.
When Joleon marches down the wing, Lescott, Lescott
When Joleon marches down the wing the Gwladys Street will fucking sing,
Cus we all know that Joleon's gonna score.

(Sung to the tune of 'Runaway Train' by Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers )

Tim Cahill

There was a man who said to me, there's a better player than Wayne Rooney

He scores more goals with amazing skill and he goes by the name of Tim Cahill.

Tim Cahill, Tim Cahill, he goes by the name of Tim Cahill!

(To the tune of 'Tom Hark' by The Piranhas commonly known as 'The White Pele')

Andy Johnson

AJ IS OUR HERO
HE IS THE F****** MAN
AN WHEN HE SCORES NEXT SEASON
IT WILL BE AGAINST MILAN.

(Sung to: my old man's a dustman)

Yakubu

Chim-chiminee chim-chiminee chim chim cheroo
We've got Yakubu
Now he's a true blue

Chim-chiminee chim-chiminee chim chim cheroo
We've got Yakubu
He'll score against you

(To the tune of "Chim-chiminee")

Andrew Tomlinson.

James Vaughan or Yakubu or Any Player

Na na na nana na na nana naaa
na nana naaaa
James Vaughan (Yakubu)
Repeat until fade

(Sung to the tune: Hey Jude)

Joseph Yobo

Yo yo yo yo Joseph Yobo Joseph Yobo
Yo yo yo yo Joseph Yobo Joseph Yobo
Repeat till you die

(Sung to the tune: No limit)

Andy Johnson

AJ IS OUR HERO
HE IS THE F****** MAN
AN WHEN HE SCORES NEXT SEASON
IT WILL BE AGAINST MILAN.

(Sung to the tune: My Old Man's A Dustman)

Joleon Lescott

Joleon Lescott, he scores wth every shot,
Him and Joe Yobo are gonna take us to the top,
He cant do any wrong,
So just listen to the song,
Joleon - Les - cott!!

(Sung to the tune: Do your ears hang low)

By Jonno - Gwladys Street

Victor Anichebe

Det det der
Victor Anichebe
Det det der
Victor Anichebe

(Sung to the tune: Do The Conga by Black Lace)

Mikel Arteta

He drinks chang beer!
He came from sociedad,
To bring us joy!

He’s great for Everton,
He’s football heaven!
Don’t take my Mikel,
Away from me!

AR-TE-TA AR-TE-TA

(Sung to: You are my Sunshine)

James McFadden

First we were afraid
We were petrified
Seeing how shite he was
On that left hand side
Then Moyesie stuck him up front
Now he is a skilful cunt
Now he scores goals
He learned how to keep the ball
And now we’re back
On the Gwladys Street
And were singing c’mon Jimmy
And gives us a treat
We really should have paid much more
And now Motherwell are left feeling sorry
And if they would have known for just one second
You’d being winning all things galore

Go on now go walk out the tunnel
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren’t you the one who tried to leave in the summer?
You’d think we’d let you
You’d think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not us
Cause you will survive
As long as you know how to score
I know I you’ll stay alive
You've got all your life to live
You've got all your goals to give
And you'll survive
You will survive.

(To The Tune Of "I Will Survive")

Luke Ferguson

Andy Johnson

Andy Johnsons magic
He wears a magic hat
An when he see's the matchball
He says am havin that
He hits it with his left foot
He hits it with his right
An when he see's the Redshite
He bangs them in for fun

(Sung to 'My Old Man's A Dustman)

Mike Stanley

James McFadden

First we were afraid
We were petrified
Seeing how s***e he was
On that left hand side
Then Moyesie stuck him up front
Now he is a skilful c***
Now he scores goals
He learned how to keep the ball
And now we’re back
On the Gwladys Street
And were singing c’mon Jimmy
And gives us a treat
We really should have paid much more
And now Motherwell are left feeling sorry
And if they would have known for just one second
You’d being winning all things galore

(Sung to the tune of "I Will Survive")
Tony Ferguson

Andy Van der Meyde

Andy Van Der Meyde du du duuuuuuu

Andy Van Der Meyde du du duuuuuuu

Andy Van Der Meyde Andy Van Der Meyde

(Tune: I predict a riot)

James Beattie

Theres only oooooonnnnnnnne JAMES BEATTIE,
Theres only oooooonnnnnnnne JAMES BEATTIE,
He used to be shite, but now hes alright
Walkin in a Beattie wonderland!

(Sung to the tune of 'Winter Wonderland')

Phil Munns

Andy Van der Meyde

We’ve got Andy Van der Meyde on the wing

We’ve got Andy Van der Meyde

Andy Van der Meyde

Andy Van der Meyde on the wing

BluJoe

James Beattie

DON`T U WISH YOUR STRIKER WAS JAMES BEATTIE

(TO THE TUNE OF THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS 'DONTCHA')

NIALL K TRU BLU

Tim Howard

Tim timminy, Tim timminy, Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard and he says F*CK YOU!!

(To The Disney Tune Chim-Chiminey)

Phil Neville

Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville is the name of your dad

(To the tune Rebel Rebel By David Bowie)

Phil Neville

Phil Neville Superstar,
He got more medals than Steve Gerrard,
Phil Neville Phil Neville.

(To the tune Jesus Christ Superstar)

James Vaughan

Riders on the Storm,
Here comes Jamie Vaughan
Not a striker out on loan
He’s staying at home
Here comes Jamie Vaughan

(To the tune of 'Riders on The Storm' By The Doors)

Dave O’Brien in Southend

Mikel Arteta

Hey Mikky, you're so fine
you're so fine, you blow my mind
HEY MIKKY 'cl-clap-clap'
HEY MIKKY 'cl-clap-clap'

(Sung to the tune "Hey Mikey by Toni Someone)
Dean Johnson

Tim Cahill

"He wears 17
You know what i mean
and the way he plays is way beyond compare.
We wouldn't want stevie gerrard (he's shit)
when cahill's standin there...."

(Sung to the tune of "I saw her standing there" by the Beatles)

Tim Cahill

Tiny Tim Cahill scores goals
Tiny Tim Cahill scores
Tiny Tim Cahill scores goals
Tiny Tim Cahill scores

(Sung to the tune of Tie me kangaroo down sport)

by Joey McMeakin

Andy Van der Meyde

ANDY VAN DE MEYDE
ANDY VAN DE MEYDE
CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAP

(TO THE TUNE "I PREDICT A RIOT"
BY THE KAISER CHIEFS)

Tony Hibbert

Tony,
Tony, Tony,
Tony, Tony,
Tony, Tony HIBBERT!

(To the tune of "No Limit")

New song sung in Lower Gwladys.
James C

Joseph Yobo

Joooooooo, Joey Yobo!! Oh AH!
I wanna noooooooooooooooo!
How ya scored that goal!!!!!!!!!

(sung to the tune of Hey baby )
©From Osgood !

Tim Cahill

One Timmy Cahill one Timmy Cahill,
One Timmy Cahill,
One Timmy Cahill

(to the tune of 'Waltzing Matilda')

John-Paul Cleary

James Beattie

Beattie........
Beattie.........
Beattie........
No one scores a goal like Beattie.

(To the tune of 'Beat It' by Michael Jackson)

James Beattie

Cor blimey n' stike a loight g'vnor. Eers a little ditty for all of us wot is paying be'eaies wages. Strike a light in the my old mans a dustman stylee.

My old striker shud be a dustman

Now hers a little story
to tell it is a must
about a would be hero
oos only gathering dust

ee's makin a bleedin fortune
he's makin a bleedin mint
while i pay his bleedin wages
and make meeself bleedin skint

chorous

Oh beattie is sicknote
a waste of bleedin time
he's always wiv the physio
and is never on the line
he looks proper nana
in his unworn football boots
he's got such a job to pull em on
i fink he's takin root

some give tips on blue kipper
some of them just scream
if he ever pulls his boots on n' scores
i'll fink it was a dream
he's obbled off the pitch again
clutching his big toe
oh why we ever bought im
i'll guess we'll never know

repeat chorous

ee's on the comeback trail again
Ee's giv another interview
ee gives em mornin noon and night
cos ee's got fack all else to do
so even though hes always sick
this song it must be told
ee's not fit and when e is
eee'l be too bleedin old

repeat chrous 1 more time

(Sung to: "My Old Man's A Dustman
by Lonny Donegan" )

Up the apples and pairs Da'an the old kent road an strike a bleedin light. Joeverton.

Mikel Arteta

Arteta
That’s his name, it’s Mikel Arteta
He’s Everton’s new orchestrator
He’s come here in place of Thomas

Arteta
On Blue Kipper he’s called Our ‘Tater
We knew he’d score* sooner or later
The guy just has so much promise

Out…..to Madrid went a certain Dane
In…..came a skilful young hombre from Spain

Arteta
¿Y como se llama? – Arteta
Con chica de mucha belleza
There’s more than just one good reason

Arteta
El nombre del hombre: Arteta
Y no es ‘pollo sin cabeza’
We’re glad he came back this season

Straight…..was the pass that he threaded through
Bent…..was the player that he fed it to

Perdido
It seemed that the deal was perdido
With free kicks just like a torpedo
No more are the Blues perdido

(Scat singing)

(Tune: Perdido)

"The tune is a jazz standard that has been recorded by Duke Ellington (and in vocal versions by singers such as Ella Fitzgerald, Sarah Vaughan and Frank Sinatra)."

Keith Richmond
April (revised July), 2005

Mikel Arteta

Ar-teta in the middle of the field
Ar-teta in the middle of our team

(To the tune of Madness' "Our House")

James Beattie

Beattie is so magic

James beattie is so magic he wears a magic hat
and when he see's the goalmouth he, says i fancie that
He strikes them with his right foot, or even with his left
No matter what one
He will always score the BEST

(Sung to the tune of, my old man is a dustman)

Del Phillips, 16, Runcorn

James Beattie

Beattie.........Beattie........JAMES BEATTIE!
(to the tune of 'beat it' by Michael Jackson)

James Beattie

Oh Goodison Park,
where the pride of Merseyside play,
where I long to be every Saturday,
to watch James Beatie scoring all day all day,
to watch James Beatie scoring all day.
BEATIE, BEATIE......TO FADE.
(sung to home on the range.)

Lee Carsley

Who put the ball in the redshite's net?
Who put the ball in the redshite's net?
Who put the ball in the redshite's net?
Super Lee Carsley.

Super, Super Lee, Super, Super Lee, Super, Super Lee

Super Lee Carsley.

Lee Carsley

Call on Lee, Lee Carsley
Call on Lee, Lee Carsley
Call on Lee, Lee Carsley
Call on Lee, Lee Carsley
Call on Lee, Lee Carsley
Call on Lee, Lee Carsley

Optional (he's not the same player he used to be)

To the video/tune of 'Call on me' by Eric Prydz

James McFadden

Oh oh oh Jimmy,
We've got Jimmy Mac,
We don't need Rooney back
(To the tune of 'Jimmy Mack'
by Martha Reeves & The Vandellas)

James McFadden

Jimmy Mc

your scottish and your blue
like Moysie and Duncan too

you get the ball and you beat two
you see Rooney and put him through

Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Mac
Attack attack

jimmy, jimmy, oh jimmy mac
Attack attack

(Sung to the choon of Jimmy Mack,
by Martha Reeves & The Vandellas)

Bobby White Jnr

James McFadden

Jimmy Mc

your scottish and your blue
like Moysie and Duncan too
you get the ball and you beat two
you see Rooney and put him through

Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Mac
Attack attack

jimmy, jimmy, oh jimmy mac
Attack attack

(Sung to the choon of Jimmy Mack, by Martha Reeves & The Vandellas)

Bobby White Jnr

Joseph Yobo

Joe Yobo (oh a wayooooo)
Joe Yobo (oh a wayooooo)

Hes awsome and hes class
He will pick out a perfect Pass.

Joe Yobo (oh a wayooooo)
Joe Yobo (oh a wayooooo)

By Dan Hollingworth
(Sung to the Dean Martin classic tune "Volari")

Joseph Yobo

If we would have had Joe Yobo,
we would have won the league a long time ago,
where did you come from,
where did you go,
where did you come from Joe Yobo.

( Sung to the tune of Cotton Eye Joe)

Joseph Yobo

Yobo wooooooo
Yobo wooooooo
He comes from Kano
He loves the blue boys

Joseph Yobo

JOEY.. Joey Joey Yobo
JOEY.. Joey Yobo
Everton's
Joey Joey Yobo

(sung to the tune from Maynards Winegums Advert)

Joseph Yobo

Hi, just a quick one,

JOE, JOE, JOE YOBO!

(Sung to the Mao Tse Tung chant)

Told you it was quick! All the best, Alan Wynn

Leighton Baines

LEIGHTON BAINES
he plays on the left....
LEIGHTON BAINES
he keeps going alright....

LEIGHTON BAINES......
he's so good it's stunning....
LEIGHTON BAINES
he makes RONALDO look SHITE"

(Sung to Sloop John B by The Beach Boys)

Steven Pienaar

Pi-e Pi-e Pienaar, Pienaar, Pienaar
Pi-e Pi-e Pienaar, Pi-e Pienaar

(To the tune of Music Man by Black Lace)

Dave

Andy van der Meyde

He drinks in the day and his name is van der meyde
He drinks in the night and his name is van der meyde
He drinks all the time and his name is van der meyde

AAAAAAndy van der meyde! aye

(Sung To the tune of 'The Macerena')

© Phimmy!

Mikel Arteta

Follow, Follow, Follow.
Everton are the team to follow
And there's nobody better than Mikel Arteta
He's the best little Spaniard we know

(Sung to the tune: The Sting)

Mikel Arteta

What you gonna do when he gets past you
Artetaaaa
There's nothing you can once he goes past you
Artetaaaa
(Sung To The Tune: My Guy By Mary Wells)

Joleon Lescott

Joleon
Joleon Joleon
Joleon Joleon
Joleon Joleon Lescott

(Sung To The Tune Of No Limit )

Adam Burke

Andy Johnson

Defenders are kicking chunks out of his legs
And pulling his shirt into long ragged shreds
The refs, having listened to Wenger and co
Say he is a diver, shake their heads and say No!

The BBC pundits all say he’s a cheat
As 16 stone sweepers knock him off of his feet
Now yard dog defenders can foul him at will
And say he’s a diver, untrustworthy still.

He’s clean through on goal and he’s going to score
When a dirty late challenge brings him down to the floor
The ref blows his whistle and points to the spot
But then shakes his head and says penalty not!

Defenders and ref’ree look down where he lay
The little blond striker has nothing to say
The ref shows his card and it’s colour is Red
He’s sent off the strker for being dead.

(Sung to the tune of Away in a manger)

In a moment of unparalleled stupidity, I sent the following to a Write a Carol competition on the BBC's 606 website. It was rejected because it broke "house rules" whatever they are. Still not wanting to waste my efforts completely, I thought I'd send it to a more sympathetic listener! Now who'd be offended by that?
Regards, Steve Young

Mikel Arteta

Arteta-whoa whoa
Arteta-whoa whoa whoa whoa
He came from Sociedad
The best best we've ever had

Arteta-whoa whoa
Arteta-whoa whoa whoa whoa
He scores a great free kick
Wayne Rooney is a prick

Arteta-whoa whoa

(To the tune of "Volari")

Andy Johnson

A.J A.J in your shirt so blue
I'm blue crazy , and want a goal from you
Everton always wanted yeah
now England want yeah too
so get on the grass
and give us some class
and show us your a blue,

(Sung to the tune: Daisy Daisy)

Shelly Louise Parkins. Salou, Spain

Andy Johnson

Who put the ball in the red shite net !!
Who put the ball in the red shite net !!
Who put the ball in the red shite net !!

Super Andy Johnson

Andy Johnson

We know you wont grow
But we love ya like yobo
Blues getting excited
Our kids even more so
Wave your hands if it’s a pen
Can you kick it ?
(Yes you can)
I got
joy
You got
cash
You’re worth every penny
You’ve got the gift
Go and stick it in the goal
Its time to please everybody

The blues are back in business
The world, The world’s our witness
Every girl, every man
Park End, do you hear me ?
Gladwys St, can you feel me ?
Need permission to land

I want another goal, AJ
Cos you’re making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the best’s our birthright

Arteta’s neat passes
Support from the masses
Beattie with the head
Or reading back passes
Have a proper giggle
and shoot on sight
Cos when Goodison rocks
It rocks all night
(Right)
You got the ball, then slipped your man
It’s time to please everybody
If you can’t score a goal
And tim or ossie can
Its time to please everybody

The Reds will be easy
They’ll no longer tease me
We’ve got the AJ plan
Park End, do you hear me?
Gladwys St, can you feel me ?
Need permission to land

I want another goal, AJ
Cos you’re making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the best’s our birthright

Penalties aint easy
Most of them freeze me
Home or away
Penalties aint easy
But if you’re taking it, (taking it, taking it)
It's alright

Come on Everton

I want another goal, AJ
Cos you’re making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the best’s our birthright

I want another goal, AJ
Cos you’re making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the best’s our birthright

(Sung to: 'Rock DJ' by Robbie Williams)

Neil McKee

Andy Johnson

De de de dera ..Andy Johnson

(Sung to
Papa's Got A Brand New Pig Bag By Pig Bag)

Joleon Lescott

Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleon
Im begging of you please to be The Man
Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleon
Please love the Everton Blues because you can
Your beauty is beyond compare
With skin tight locks of pitch black hair
With ebony skin and eyes of emerald green
Your skill is like a breath of spring
Your poise is soft like summer rain
And strikers can't compete with you, Joleon

We talk about you in our sleep
Theres nothing I can do to keep
From crying when you're playing deep, Joleon

And I can easily understand
How you could just become The Man
But you don't know what you mean to us, Joleon

Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleon
Im begging of you please to be The Man
Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleon
Please love the Everton Blues because you can

You could have your choice of teams
But you chose the Toffee Creams
You're the only one for us, Joleon

I had to have this talk with you
Our happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do, Joleon

Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleon
Im begging of you please to be The Man
Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleon
Please love the Everton Blues because you can

(Sung to the Dolly Parton tune Jolene)

Tom Loughrey (04/08/06)

Mikel Arteta

mikel mikel arteta
he's fitter and better
than scabby alonso

(to the tune of "la bamba")

rachel and cheryl

Mikel Arteta

Tell all the shite you know
Everton are the team to follow
And there's nobody better
Than Mikel Arteta
He's the best little Spaniard we know

(Sung to The Entertainer by Scott Joplin)

Mikel Arteta

Mikel Arteta hes fuckin better than Alonso and Garcia

he keeps on scorin the crowd are roarin so please don’t take are Mikel away.

(sung to ‘you are my sunshine’)

Mikel Arteta

Mikel arteta
He's so much better than all the spaniards the red shite have,
they'll never know how much we love him
so please don't take Arteta away.

(sang to the tune of you are my sunshine)

Mikel Arteta

Mikel is brilliant du du du du, du du....

Mikel is brilliant,
Mikel is pure
he's got a right foot
of that im sure

ive seen him shimmy one way
then he beat another man
he got a cross in
beattie did the best that he can......

he's beautiful............

(Sang to the James Blunt tune 'You're Beautiful')

Bash Sullivano

Mikel Arteta

Aaaaaaarteta, Arteta, Arteta

Arteta, Arteta, Arteta

(Sang to the Trumpet solo in the "more reasons to shop at morrisons" advert otherwise called "Mexican Hat")

Mikel Arteta

COZ THERE'S NOBODY BETTER,
THAN MIKEL ARTETA,
THE MOST GREATEST SPANIARD
OF ALLLL!!

(Sang to one of the ice cream man tunes?!?!?)
Rosie C

David Moyes

If a double decker bus, crashes into us,
To die by Moyes' side is such a heavenly way to die.
And if a ten tonne truck, kills the both of us,
To die by Moyes' side, well the pleasure the privelidge is mine!

ANDY VAN DER MEYDE

His Name Is Andy
Van Der Meyde
He Came From Inter
To Everton
Number 27
He's Football Heaven
So Please Don't Take Our Andy Away

(Sung To The Tune Of: "You Are My Sunshine")

Tim Cahill

You are my Cahill
My timmy Cahill
You make me happy
When skys are grey

You're from down under
Goal scoring wonder
So don't you take my Cahill away!

nah nah nah nah nahh etc.

ANDY VAN DER MEYDE

He runs down the wing and his name is Van Der Meyde
He runs down the wing and his name is Van Der Meyde
He runs down the wing and his name is Van Der Meyde
ANDY VAN DER MEYDE

(Sung to the tune of: "The Macarena")
Tony W

Phil Neville

Gold, gold.
Always believe in Neville,
He's got the power to go.
He's indestructable,
Always believe in him.

(Sung to "Gold by Spandu Ballet")

By Cal and Dan

Tim Cahill

Timmy Cahill went to London reputation zero
Stuck the ball into the net and now he is our hero
Who the fuck is Stevie G, Lampard or Vieira
Now that we have super Tim the premiership is nearer

(sung to the tune of yankee doodle dandy)

© Antony Spring

Tim Cahill

Come on without,
Come on within,
You'll not see nothing
Like the Mighty Tim!

(Sung to tune: The Mighty Quinn by Manfred Man)

James Vaughan

Jamie Vaughan, Jamie Vaughan, Jamie Jamie Vaughan,
Even though he is a brummie,
He'll bring in the money,
Jamie Jamie Vaughan!!

(Goes to the tune of, davey moyes davey moyes)

Mikel Arteta

All We hear
Is Everton cheer
Mikeal Arteta, Mikeal Arteta
Arteaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaata

(Tune Radio Ga Ga by Queen)
by Marc Carran

Mikel Arteta

Arteta wo-ah-oh
Arteta wo-ah-oh
He comes from Espana
He hates the red shite-ah
Arteta wo-ah-oh
Arteta wo-ah-oh

(Sung to the tune of 'Volare')

Mikel Arteta

He is the magic man
He comes from sunny spain
And he can play
Oh whats his name
Mikel Arteta

Mikel, Mikel Arteta Arteta Arteta and so on

(Sung to the tune of "I am the Music Man")

Mikel Arteta

Don't stay at Real..
We can't survive, can't stay alive
Without your touch, oh Mikel

Don't leave us this way, no
We can't exist, without your silkyness
Don't leave us this way.....

Ahhhhhhhh teta,
my heart is full of love and desire for you
Now come on down and do what you got to do
You started on loan now you've filled a hole
We simply adore your superb control
Come on now satisfy this need in me
With your sublime skills we'll win the league (win the league)..

(Sung to The Communard's hit
"Don't Leave Me This Way")

© Blueblue

Mikel Arteta

Oh Mikel, Mikel,

Mikel, Mikel, Mikel, Mikel, Arteta

Daniel Guinness

Mikel Arteta

he came from spain
to play in the rain

arteta ohhhohhhhhhooooooo arteta (til fade)

Steven McGunnigle

Miky Arteta

miky miky arteta
miky miky arteta
he's fuckin better -
than xabi alonso

mikey arteta mikky arteta...........

(to the tune of la bamba)

Tim Cahill

Penalty Box Raider Tim

They’ve players of skill in Evertonia
Though the midfield men who score a lot are few
For in seasons past they’ve been a little shot shy
And the shots they had didn’t always fly too true

There came a man to Goodison, an Australian
At a time when things were looking pretty grim
Now the team has a guy in there, soaring, scoring
Yes, it’s our little Blue goal poacher Tim

He came here from Oz by way of Millwall
And they gave him Blue shirt number seventeen
He gets stuck in and shows that striker’s instinct
And an eye for goal that ain’t so very often seen

Sometimes he’ll slip into the box at a free kick
He’s so nimble and so quick they can’t catch him
And just look who’s the guy in there, soaring, scoring
Yes, it’s our penalty box raider Tim!
Yes, it’s our penalty box raider Tim!

(Tune: Little Ole Wine Drinker Me)

Tim Cahill

Scoring Tim Cahill
Scoring Tim Cahill
He'll go a scoring for EFC
And He'll Dance
And He'll Dance
Till he makes the opposition Boil
He'll go a scoring for EFC

(to the tune of Waltzing Matilda).

Paul Leavesley

Tim Cahill

Oh Timmy-Oh, Timmy-Oh Oh Timmy-Oh
All Aboard And Were Hitting In Goals
Timmy-Oh
Rocking All Over The World

(To the tune of Status Quo -
Rocking All Over The World)
From BlueNose Telford

Tim Cahill

Cahill, waho, Cahill, waho,
He is our Aussie man,
He arrived with a goalscoring plan.
Cahill, waho, Cahill waho.

By Callum M. Aged 12

Tim Cahill

The Wizard of Oz

Timmy
Timmy
Timmy the Blue socceroo.

(To the tune of 'Skippy The Bush Kangeroo')

oh timmmy
oh timmmy
oh timmmy the blue kangaroo

James McFadden

Ooh we need your goals Jim
Guess you know it's true
Hope you need our support jim
Just like we need goals
Tackle, socre, tackle, score
Ain't got nothin' but support jim
Eight days a week.

(To the tune of "Eight Days A Week - The Beatles")

Leon Osman

Leon.. Leon.. Leon.. Leon.. Leon.. Leon..TO FADE

Alan Stubbs

Alan Stubbs, Alan Stubbs, ALan, Alan Stubbs
He gets the ball he scores a goal
Alan Alan Stubbs!!

(Sung to that old Boney M Classic "It's a Holiday")

Joseph Yobo

He's an Everton soldier, Super Eagle centre-back,
At the School of Science, Fighting for the Blue shirt

(Chorus)
And his name is Joey Yobo, Joey Yobo, Joey Yobo,
It's Joey Yobo!

(To the tune of "Buffalo Soldier" by Bob Marley)

Joseph Yobo

In the middle of a game,
In the middle of a game, we call your name,
Oh, Yo-o-bo,
Oh, Yo-o-bo,
We love to turn you on!

(Sung to the tune "John Lennon's Oh, Yoko!")
John Boyd

Davie Weir & Joseph Yobo

HELLOOOOOO, HELLOOOOOOOO
WEIR AN YOBO, WEIR AND YOBO
HELLOOOOOO, HELLOOOOOOOO
WEIR AN YOBO, WEIR AN YOBO!!

(Sung to the tune of "hello" by Oasis)

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