“We’re
all going on a European Tour”
(to the tune of 'yellow submarine'
Obviously)
In the Ground, where dreams are born,
Lives the greatest football team;
Every game you’ll hear the roar
Evertonians love their team!
And we’ll sail off to the sun,
On a ferry dressed in blue,
As we dance upon the waves,
Will our greatest dream come true?
We’re all going on a European Tour,
A European tour,A European tour!
We’re all going on a European Tour,
A European tour,A European tour!
With our friends we’re all abroad,
To have a party, you and me
And when the team comes out to play....
(Z Cars plays in the background.....)
We’re all going on a European Tour,
A European tour, a European tour!
We’re all going on a European Tour,
A European tour, a European tour!
And we’ll win the cup with ease,
Because our twelth man is all they need (all they need),
Boys in blue (boys in blue), live the dream (live the dream)
We all follow (we all follow) the Greatest team! (Greatest team!!)
We’re all going on a European Tour,
A European tour, a European tour!
We’re all going on a European Tour,
A European tour, a European tour!
We’re all going on a European Tour,
A European tour, a European tour!
We’re all going on a European Tour,
A European tour, a European tour!
©Andy
Wigg
Tell
me Ma, me Ma.
We don't no tea no tea
Where going to MAN CITY
Tell me Ma, me Ma.
Oh
Davey Moyes . . Our euro dream is calling,
Oh Davey Moyes . . Tell Jimmy Vaughan he's got to go and score,
OOHH DAVEY MOYES . . Tell Victor Anichebe we're goin on a european
tour!
(Sung
to the tune: Oh Danny boy)
Neil
Your'e
Beautiful
Thought
we were brilliant, we were so poor
I saw brett angell, and jo max moore
We smiled at them from the gwladys, they were with another man,
it might have been Stuart Barlow, or gavin mcann
We were so sh1t, we were so sh1t, we were so
poor its true
But we still sat in pain
In the pouring rain,
To watch the boys in blue
Its just what we had to do
But now its different, and things have changed
I see Arteta, shoot from long range
AJ and beattie,
Timmy will take on all that come
Lets have it this season lads
Nil satis nisi optimum
(Sung to: You've Beautiful By
Blunt)
Steve
W
In
My Everton Home
In my Everton home
In my Everton home
We speak with an accent exceedingly rare
We play the football thats exceedinly flare
If you want a football team the redshites to spare
In my Everton home
(To
the tune of 'in my liverpool Home')
Rob from Walton
Everton,
Everton
Ever, Everton
We’re Blue we’re white we hate the Shite.
Ever, Everton.
(Sung to the tune
Holiday by Boney M)
Ingolfur,
Denmark
Forwards
Few
(aka The Transfer Window Bossa Nova)
Forwards
few but full-backs a-plenty
Including one called Nuno Valente
We‘re glad he’s come, now we need someone who’ll……score
So
few goals, it can be quite stressing
For the fans when opponents are pressing
It’s no joke and we’ll need a bloke who’ll get…...more
Now,
though they don’t play too badly
We fear it could all go so wrong
Oh, how it could end so sadly
But we hope injuries do not accrue
And that somehow they’ll muddle through
Clock
ticks on, the ‘window’ is ending
But will there be some last-minute spending?
And when it passes, we’ll shrug - but that’s nothing new (being
a Blue)
(Tune:
The Girl From Ipanema)
Keith Richmond. January, 2006
I'M
THE RELEGATOR
I'm
the moyesenator, championship instigator
I'm the Everton addicted, fear illustrated
Were the relegated, twisted relegated
I'm the team you rated, crap infatuated
Yeah I'm the shite you tasted, tacticlly capitulated
Your the relegated, twisted relegator
I'm the poor performance, team annihalator
I'm the confidence infected, twisted player slater
I'm the relegator, twisted relegator
I'm the relegator, twisted relegator ...gatorrr...gatorrr....gatorrrr
(Sung in the Prodigy's "Firestarter"
styleeeee)
©Joeverton
Grand
Old Team (Euro Mix)
it's
a grand old team to play for
it's a grand old team to support
and if you know your history
then europe's where we should beeeeee..
we dont care what the red shite say
what the fuck do they know
cos we only know ,that we've earned the right
to be playing champions league tonight.......
I’M
AN EVERTON BLUE
For
I’m, I’m an Everton Blue
I’m a Hey Ho what do you know
An Everton Blue
Ive been a toffee, all of my life
With all it’s ups and downs,
Trouble and strife
I’ve been there, from the very start
Supporting the Blues, with all of my Heart
cause
I’m, I’m an Everton Blue
I’m a Hey Ho what do you know
An Everton Blue
We’ve got Davy Moyes, Building our team
We’ll be picking up trophies,
And that’s no Dream
Evertonians, Will show you the way
We are the boys and we’re here to stay
For
I’m, I’m an Everton Blue
I’m a Hey Ho what do you know
An Everton Blue
Keep your Man United and raza-ma-taz
Your Arsenal, Your Chelsea
And all of that Jazz
Blue is the colour, we wear it with pride
Cause we are the boys from Mereyside
For
I’m, I’m an Everton Blue
I’m a Hey Ho what do you know
An Everton Blue
I’ve been a toffee, All of my life
With all it’s ups and downs,
Trouble and strife
I’ve been there, from the very start
Supporting the Blues, with all of my Heart
For
I’m, I’m an Everton Blue
I’m a Hey Ho what do you know
An Everton Blue
For I’m a Hey Ho what do you know
An Everton Blue
©"Scotch
on the Rocks"
Said a Father to his son
"Young Blue Boys time has come"
Those Kopites are marching again
Send them back from where they came
and with United, we'll do the same
and a proud evertonian father I shall be
Verse
Remember
our Fathers Brave and Bold
Who fought down County Road, with flag held high
From the days of Dixie Dean, Alan Ball and Peter Reid
We will fight to keep our blue dreams alive
As we march through Walton's streets
and can still hear my Father
Talking of the greats in glory days gone by
They wore the blue shirt with pride
and like our fathers fought and died
as evertonians from our blue merseyside
Repeat verse
(Sung to the tune "Fields
of Athenry")
European
Tour1
IN
THE TOWN I WAS BORN
THERE'S A BLUE AND WHITE SUPER TEAM
AND THE TEAM THAT WE ADORE
ARE GOIN ON A EURO TOUR
WERE ALL GOIN ON A EUROPEAN TOUR
A EUROPEN TOUR
A EUROPEAN TOUR.
(Sung
to The Tune of 'Yellow Submarine' by The Beatles)
Everton
are rockin all over the world
Milan
we are
Madrid we are
and Juve we've flown
all aboard
and waiting for more
Here
we gooooo
Everton are rockin all over the world
(Sung
to the old Quo tune
"Rockin All Over The World" )
European
Tour2
It
was 1985
When the blue boys came alive
We beat everyone at home
and Europe was our goal,
But the red shite could not score
So they had to push a wall
WERE
NOT GOIN ON A EUROPEAN TOUR
A EUROPEAN TOUR
A EUROPEAN TOUR
WERE NOT GOIN ON A EUROPIAN TOUR
AN EVAN IF WE DID
WE WOULDN'T PUSH A WALL
Now
it 2005
and the blues are still alive
We've beat the shite at home
and Europes still are goal,
Now the red shite still can't score
But they havn't got a wall
WERE
ALL GOIN ON A EUROPEAN TOUR
A EUROPEAN TOUR
A EUROPEAN TOUR
WERE ALL GOIN ON A EUROPEAN TOUR
AN EVAN WHEN WE DO
WE WON'T BE PUSHIN WALLS
(to
the tune of, We all live on a yellow submarine)
created
by Ste Lang
TELL ME MA, ME MA
I DON'T WANT ME TEA NO MORE
AM GOIN' ON EUROPEAN TOUR
TELL ME MA, ME MA
YOU'RE
IN MY HEART
( Rod Stewart & EDSA )
I
didn't know what day it was
when I walked in, to the ground
I shouted hello &, here we go
It was the warmest, feelin I’ve found
Breezing
through, the clientele
spinning yarns that were, so lyrical
I really must confess right here
the attraction, was purely physical
I
took all those habits of yours
that in the beginning were, hard to accept
Your fashion sense &, Moyesy prints
I put down to experience
A
fat Kopite, with a Dutch accent
he tried to change my, point of view
His ad lib lines were, well rehearsed
but my heart cried out for you
Chorus:
You're in my heart, you're in my soul
You be my breath, should I grow old
You are my lover, you're my best friend
You're in my soul
My
love for you, is immeasurable
My respect for you, immense
You're ageless, timeless, grace & fineness
You're beauty and, elegance
You're
my harmony, my EFC
You're a beauty, when you play
You're every love, that had to be
That’s how much, you mean to me.
(Chorus)
You're in my heart, you're in my soul
You be my breath, should I grow old
You are my lover, you're my best friend
You're in my soul
You're
an essay, in glamour
Please pardon, the grammar
but you're every, schoolboy's dream
You're Celtic, United, but baby, I've decided
You're the best team, I've ever seen
And
there have been, many affairs
Many times I've, thought to leave
But I bite my lip and, turn around
'cause you're the warmest thing, I've ever found
(Chorus)
You're in my heart, you're in my soul
(Chorus)
+ (Chorus) + (Chorus)
Confounding
The Pundits
Who
do they think they are kidding,
all those pundits When they write off Everton?
They thought we Blues would lie down and quietly die
But very soon they'll be eating humble pie
'Cos who do they think they are kidding, all those pundits
When they said the Blues are done?
Mister
Moyes has got the boys all playing rather well
If that annoys some 'experts' they can simply go to hell
Tim
Cahill, he fits the bill, and Bent's not bad at all
And there's Leon who turns it on each time he has the ball
So
who do they think they are kidding, all those pundits
When they write off Everton?
We don't care much, then, for all that media spin
Next week those papers will line the rubbish bin
'Cos who do they think they are kidding, all those pundits
When they said the Blues are done?
Mister
Green is pretty mean, some folks are hard to please
'Cos we're not rich, we don't wear red, we've no celebrities
But
our team, so it would seem, is in there with a shout
Some don't believe and can't conceive just what we are about
So
watch out all you pundits, yes, you think you know it all
Everton's the People's Club, it's not really quite that small
And
how can we lose when we know we've got Lee Carsley?
How on earth could we go down?
(Tune:
Who Do You Think You Are Kidding, Mister Hitler?)
Keith
Richmond. December, 2004.
Inspired
by Eleanor Rigby
Our chairman,
Bill Kenwright, sitting alone in his office at Goodison Park
He's up with the larks.
Frantically searching. Looking for someone with buckets of cash
to invest.
He's not gonna rest.
All the
rich investors, oh where have they all gone.
A millionaire with blue blood.
There must be at least one.
The
Derby fan, Dunford. Thinking of all of Bills phone calls and
letters he laughs.
He thinks that Bill's daft.
Commercial Director? A glorified office boy, fluked his way
up to the top.
And he ain't gonna stop.
Waste of
time Mike Dunford.
Why don't you just do one.
You're a waste of time Mike Dunford.
Why don't you just do one
(Sung
to The Beatles tune "Eleanor Rigby")
na,na,na,na-na-na-na,hey,hey
DAVID MOYES
(Sung
to The Beatles tune "Hey Jude")
Sept
03 - Matt Atkinson
As
part of Everton's 100th season in the top flight celebrations,
the club have launched a single.
No
Other Team / The Everton Anthem
No
Other Team
St.
Domingo's FC, was what we use to be,
Our first match, eighteem seventy-nine.
Yeah we won that game, and though we change our name,
Our skills not diminished with time.
No,
no other team,
Have for one hundred years reigned supreme,
We're the first in the game, to have that claim to
fame,
No, there really is no other team.
Stanley
Park was the ground,
Where the birthplace is found,
Priory Road where we first made our mark,
Then to old Mere Green Field,
Where our future was sealed,
'Cos today it's called Goodison Park.
No,
no other team
have for one hundred years reigned supreme,
We're the first club you see, to make one centrury,
And there really is no other team.
In
five FA Cups we have triumphed.
Nine times League Championships won,
The Blue and White Army are on the march,
Come on now you Everton.
No,
no other team
Has legends like Lawton and Dean,
Harvey, Kendall and Ball,
Alex Young and, yes all,
Of the greats that have come in between,
There really is no other team.
Johnny
Todd with words
Verse
One
Founded
at the dawn of football
St Domingo's was our name
From Stanley Park we moved to Anfield
Then settled down on Mere Green Lane
Verse two
Goodison
Park it was erected
4 tall stands in white in blue
it's been our home for more than 5 score years
filled to brim with fans so true
Verse
three
Oh
what legends, oh what history
Witnessed there by one and all
Dixie Dean, Lawton, Southall, Hickson,
Kendall, Harvey and Alan Ball
Verse
four
They've
come from England, Scotland, Ireland
They've come from Wales and Ulster too
From near to home and far off distant shorelines
The Toffemen who've worn royal blue
Verse
five
For
those of you who who've had no schooling
Of the scientific kind, let us translate
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
"Everton forever great"
Verse
six
Now
the time it's come to move on
Dear old Goodison's to be no more
Come and join us down at the King's Dock Stadium
Standing by the Mersey shore
©
Neil Madden 2001
MOYES
BOYS, MOYES BOYS,
WAT U GONNA DO,
WAT U GONNA DU WEN THEY FUKEN BEAT U??
(sung 2 da tune bad boys, bad
boys)
made completely by Carl Almond-Doherty
moyesiah
moyesiah moyesiah is the highest lord
(sung to hosannah)
And
I guess that's why they call us the blues
with David Moyes, you know we`ll never lose
We love Wayne Rooney
We love Bill Kenwright
We hate the redshite
And I guess that's why they call us the blues.
(To
the tune of I guess that's why they call it the blues -Elton
John)
tell
me ma me ma
to roll us a spliff a spliff
were going to cardifff
tell me ma me ma
(Sung to the tune "Que Sera")
David
Moyes
Davie
Moyes, Davie Moyes, Davie Davie Moyes
he's got red pubes
and we don't lose
Davie Davie Moyes
(Sung
to the tune: 'Hooray, Hooray, It's A Holi-Holiday' by Boney
M)
David
Moyes
Davie
Moyes, Davie Moyes, Davie Davie Moyes,
He's Got Red Hair
And We Don't Care
Davie Davie Moyes
(Sung
to the tune: 'Hooray, Hooray, It's A Holi-Holiday' by Boney
M)
