As An Everton Player

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Score Score wherever he may be,
Rooney's the Lord of the Premier League,
and he shall score wherever he may be,
for Rooney's the Lord of the Premier League.

He scored on the morning when the sky turned black,
It's hard to score with Sol Campbell on your back,
He'll score for the Toffees and the England team
For Rooney's the lord of the Premier league.

repeat verse 1

(To the tune 'Lord of the dance)

Max Stern (aged 11)

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He's big.
He's round.
He's worth more than your ground.
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney.

Sung in response to kopites
when there calling him a fat bastard

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Score, Score, Wherever he may be,
Rooney's the lord of the 1-2-3
and he shall score wherever he may be
cause Rooney's the lord of the 1-2-3!!!!
Sung to tune 'Lord of the dance'.

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Efc_Boy_rob

We Love You Rooney

You're just too good to be true
Can' t take my eyes off you
You'd be like heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much

At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true
I thank God you’re a blue

We love you rooney, and if it's quite alright
We’d love you rooney to beat the fuckin shite
we love you rooney
Trust in me when I say

We love you rooney, and if it's quite alright
We’d love you rooney to beat the fuckin shite
we love you rooney
Trust in me when I say

(Sung to "Can't take my eyes off you" by Andy Williams)

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The White Pele

I said to my mate the other day,
I think I've found the White Pele.
He said to me 'What is his name?'
I said to my mate itsa WAYNE ROONEY.
ROONEY, ROONEY, ROONEY!!!

(Sung To The Tune "Tom Hark")

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Lets Go Fuckin Loony
Coz We All Love Wayne Rooney
Da Daa Da Da!
Da Daa Da Da!

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Kick Hi, Oh Rooney Oh, come on, come on give us a goal
Kick low, Oh Rooney Oh, come-on, come-on, give us a goal

Head Hi Oh Rooney Oh, come-on, come-on give us a goal
Head Low, Oh Rooney Oh, come-on, come-on give us a goal

(Sung To the music of Sweet Charriott)

Repeat until voice lost or you have fell over
John and Ann Vickers. Warrington. (03/07/04)

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I tell me ma when I go home,
Wayne Rooney wont leave the ball alone,
He brings it down with hands on hips,
Stands there while he takes the piss,

He is handsome he is pretty,
He is the guy from the royal blue city,
He can score them, one, two ,three,
He is making history.

I tell my ma when I go home,
Moyes wont leave three points alone,
Until he gets them he will moan,
But that’s alright - we always win at home

He's less handsome he is ginner,
We don’t care coz he's a winner,
We want championships, one two three,
Bring us silverware please Moysie

Sung to "Belfast City" ( I tell me ma when I go home......)

Al Rob. June 2003

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There's Only One Wayne Rooney

There's only one, WAYNE ROONEY
There's only one, WAYNE ROONEY
Once a Blue, Always a Blue,
Watching for a Rooney Wondergoal

THERES ONLY ONE WAYNE ROONEY,
WHEN HE SCORES WE ALL GO LOONEY,
HES OUR NUMBER 9,
HES DOING JUST FINE,
WALKING IN A ROONEY WONDERLAND.

THERES ONLY ONE WAYNE ROONEY,
WHEN HE SCORES WE ALL GO LOONEY,
WERE HAPPY TONIGHT,
WE JUST BEAT THE SHITE,
WALKING IN A ROONEY WONDERLAND

(ALL Sung to the Tune 'Winter Wonderland' by Doris Day)

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Super Duper

He is super duper,
Rooneys Fuckin brilliant
Always looking good
Always scoring goals
Rooney is our number one

(Sung to the tune of ABBA's Super Trooper)

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He's Young, He's Blue
He's Everton Through And Through
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney

(to tune of 'my eyes are dim')

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When the ball hits the goal,
it's not shearer or cole,
it's Roooney,
Wayne Rooney

or

When the ball hits the net
it's not Heskey or Owen
it's WAYNE ROONEY

(Sung to 'That's amorae')

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HE'S YOUNG ,HE'S BLUE
HE'S EVERTON
THROUGH AND THROUGH
WAYNE ROONEY
WAYNE ROONEY

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Whose the one we call Roonaldo
whose the one we all adore,
'cos he scored at seventeen,
thats the youngest that there's been,
and boy wonder lost his record for evermore

(all together now,,,,,,) OR

Whose the one we call Roonaldo
whose the one we all adore,
he's so strong and so quick
he made Seaman look a prick
and he's staying with the blues for evermore

Up Yer Gwladys (© UYG Nov. 2002)

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A Song For Rooney

In a crowded Goodison Park
I heard a mighty r--oar
Rooney you have scored again today
Against the Arsenal and Man U
You took them on and pow--ered through
now you will take your place in history

(chorus)
Roooooney we sing at Everton
Where once we watched the goals of Dixie Dean
Around the world your name will ring
And in our dreams and songs we sing
And you'll have glory days with Everton

(Sung to the tune of 'The Fields of Athenry')

Reynard the BluenoseFox

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WHEN THE BALL HITS THE NET
ITS NOT SHEARER OR COLE
ITS WAYNE ROONEY.

(Sung to 'That's amorae')

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ROONEY IS A LEGEND A LEGEND
ROONEY IS A LEGEND A LEGEND
A LEGEND HE IS
HE SCORES WITH 'IS LEFT
AND HE SCORES WITH 'IS RIGHT
HE SCORES WITH 'IS HEAD
AND HE SPITS ON THE SHITE

(Sung - Tongue in cheek, when Rooney was wrongly accused by redshite fans of Spitting at redshite fans)

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Rooney rooney rooney
we've got wayne rooney out wide
HE knows how to dribble
and goes straight done the middle
we've got Wayne Rooney out wide

(sung to the theme Rawhide)

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when the ball hits the net,
you can bet,
that's its gonna be rooney's
wayne rooney's

(Sung to 'That's amorae')

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He was just seventeen,
And you know, what i mean,
He wears those golden boots upon his feet.

We wouldn't want Michael Owen,
ooooooooooooooooohhhh
Because we've got Wayne Rooney

Rooooooney, Rooooooney, Rooooooney
Rob Shutt

(To the tune of 'I Saw Her Standing There' by The Beatles)

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Rooney is magic,
he wears a magic hat!
And when he seen Seaman
he said he fancies that,
He shimmies with his left foot,
he shimmies with his right
Rooney is magic and
he hates the fuckin SHITE

(Sung to the tune 'My old man's a dustman')

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Rooney Loopy

Super Rooney nuts are we
me and you and them and me
he'll show you what he can do
with his full grown beard
and his golden boots

off the bench and that's that
for the arsenal, leeds and wrexham tw*ts
Super Rooney nuts are we
were all Rooney loopy!

By Stanley Sullivan

(tune of "snooker loopy" by chaz and dave)

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Rooney, Rooney

As A Manure Player

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Rooney

Who's that fat lad they call Rooney
He's the kid who's not so bright
Oh we loved you that's for sure
'Til you went and joined Man-ure
Now we hate your guts, you fat-arsed little shite

(To the tune of "Where on the march...")

Kris Everton (aka Kris Wetton)

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Fat Little Knob ed
You're Just A Fat Little Knob ed
Fat Little Knob ed
You're Just A Fat Little Knob ed

(Sung to GUANTANAMERA )

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Your fat and you slap your bird,
your fat and you slap your bird.

(Sung to "Go West" by Village People)

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Well you've had your first season at Manchester
So how was that?
You never won any fucking trophies
Don't you feel a twat?
And now the mighty Blues are set for Europe
What d'ya think of that
And we'll beat Manure in the Final
Make your season all flat

And its We hate fat boy Rooney
Oh we fucking do
We hate you
We hate you fat boy Rooney
For backstabbing the loyal Blues
This song' from all of us.

(To the tune of HI-HO SILVER LINING)

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once ablue always a blue
wayne rooney he hasnt got a clue

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Lets go fukin looney
coz well all hate wayne rooney
da da da da, da da da da!!!

lv lauren-blue forever!!!!!!

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Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You sleep with one another
The Rooney Family

(Sung To the tune of THE ADDAMS FAMILY)

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Coleen is a slapper
She's a horny little devil
W hen she shaggin Rooney
S he thinks of Philly Neville.

COLEEN IS A SLAPPER
SHES ALWAYS WATCHN PORN
AN WHEN SHES SHAGGIN ROONEY
SHE THINKS OF JAMIE VAUGHAN!

Coleen is a slapper,
Her arse is up for rent,
An when shes shaggin rooney,
She thinks of Marcus Bent!

Coleen is a slapper
she plays with dirty toys
and when she's shaggin rooney
she thinks of Davie Moyes

Colleen is a slapper
she plays with dirty toys
and when shes getting wetter
she thinks of mikel arteta,
mikel mikel mikel arteta, mikel arteta .....

Colleen is a slapper,
And Rooney can't abide,
That when he sticks his cock in,
It doesn't touch the sides!

Colleen is a slapper
she isn't very tight
And when she's shaggin rooney
she thinks of richard wright!!

colleen is a slapper
shes always gettin wetter
And when she's shaggin rooney
she thinks of mik arteta!

colleen is a slapper
she is a horny devil
And when shes shaggin rooney
she thinks of phillip neville!!

colleen is a slapper
shes loves to swallow spunk
And when shes shaggin rooney
she thinks of big dunc!!

colleen is a slapper
she likes it round the back
And when she's shaggin rooney
she thinks of jimmy mac!

colleen is a slapper
shes fat n fukin meaty
And when shes shaggin rooney
she thinks of james beattie!

colleen is a slapper
we think that waynes a queer
And when shes shaggin rooney
she thinks of davvie weir!!

Coleen is a slapper
She cant stop fanny fartin
an wen shes shaggin rooney
she thinks of Nige Martyn


(All to the tune of "more more more")

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Rooney woah Rooney
No longer a Blue man
he'd love to shag your gran

(to the tune of 'Viera')

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Build Bonfire, Build a bonfire
Put Rooney on the top
Put the Mankies in the middle
and burn the f***ing lot

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He's Fat,
He's Round,
He's a red, shite, now,
Its Wayne Judas (or Wayne Rooney)

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You are a Manc twat
A dirty Manc twat
Coleen only loves you when its pay day
Your ma's a stealer
Your dad's a dealer
Can you hear us fat boy Wayne?

( To The Tune of YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE)

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He shags whores galore, he shags whores
He shags whores galore, he shags whores
He shags whores galore, he shags whores
That greedy twat, he shags whores

(To tune of Kum By Ya)

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Auld slapper is a whore
she's got lots of dirty toys
but when she shags wayne rooney
she thinks of David Moyes

Roony is a wanker
he shaged a dirty whore
but when he fucked the auld slapper
the fat slut said no more

Coleen is a slapper
she plays with dirty toys
and when she's shaggin rooney
she thinks of Davie Moyes

(To the tune of 'My Old Mans A Dustman')

then follows to.....

David Moyes, David Moyes
Davie, Davie Moyes
He's got red hair and we dont care
Davie, Davie Moyes

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he's fat
he's round he'll shag your nan for 40 pound
wayne rooney
wayne rooney

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he's a fat manc not a scouser
fat manc not a scouser
he's a fat manc not a scouser

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you laced your golden boots and lobbed seamen thru the air
rooney are you comtemplatin scorin everywhere?
the writin on the wall tells me the scum are goin down

ooohhh rooooooooney ...
you know we'll go to town

it wasnt me that started that old crazy red nose war
but i'll be proud to go and watch that red shite when you score
and yes it's true that their not the team they used to be

ooohhh rooooooooney ...
you mean so much to me

it's not hard to love a lad who leaves defenders paralysed
and the wants and the needs of genius your age moysie does realise
i've heard it said you went Leeds and scored a winner after 50 years

ooohhh rooooooooney ...
you'll leave the scum in tears

he's got the ball he's gonna shoot I know he's gonna score
the way I know he's gonna score one hundred times or more
and the way you move you'll fuck the scum and fill our holy ground

ooohhh rooooooooney
for god's sake stick around

( Sung to "Ruby Dont take you Love to Town")
Allan Weston/Paul Bibby

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You've taken off your Royal Blue shirt
and thrown it on the chair
Rooney are you contemplating a transfer to somewhere
There's no other club like EVERTON
it's not all doom and gloom
Oh Rooney, don't take your boots to 'Toon'

It wasn't us that started that crazy bidding war
And we never told the papers you had visited a whore
Paul Stretford is a shit only interested in his pay
Oh Rooney we want you to stay

It's many years since EVERTON competed for the prize
And the wants and the needs of a lad your age,
Rooney we realise
But it won't be long until the BLUES are once again the Champs
Oh Rooney don't transfer to the Mancs

You're leaving now coz we,ve just heard
Paul Stretford says it's right
It breaks our hearts to know
you're not prepared to stay and fight
You echoed our feelings 'ONCE A BLUE, ALWAYS A BLUE'
Oh Rooney show us that it's TRUE

(Sung to 'Ruby, don't take your love to town')

JohnnyTodd1878

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O Rooney

YOU POLISHED UP YOUR BOOTS
AND THEN YOU WENT ON HOLIDAY
THEY TELL ME THAT YOUR GONNA BE
COMING HOME TODAY
THE HEADLINES IN THE NEWS SAY THAT
YOUR GETTING OUT OF TOWN

O ROONEY
PLEASE DONT LET US DOWN

IT WASNT US WHO STARTED THIS CRAZY BIDDING WAR
WE WERE PROUD TO SEE YOU DO YOUR PATRIOTIC CHORE
YES ITS TRUE THAT YOUR NOT THE BOY YOU USE TO BE

O ROONEY
WE NEED YOUR COMPANY

ITS HARD TO LOVE A CLUB THATS SKINT AND PARALYZED
AND THE WANTS AND NEEDS OF A PLAYER LIKE YOU
ROONEY WE REALISE
IT WONT BE LONG WE'VE HEARD THEM SAY
UNTIL YOUR NOT AROUND

O ROONEY
DONT LEAVE YOUR HOME TOWN

O ROONEY
FOR GODS SAKE STAY AROUND

BY JIMMY HAMPSON

TO THE TUNE OF "Oh RUBY, Don't Take Your Love To Town" )

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Goodbye rooney boy,
you will never grow in our hearts,
you were the disgrace of all disgraces,
and hearts were torned apart.

You called out to our faithfull,
"once a blue aaaallways a blue",
now you belong to others and
all you said was damn untrue.

And it seems to me,
we`ll carry on like a true team once again,
never missing our once beloved wayne.
And the money`ll come in handy
when we built a better team,
You crushed all of our dreams you shite,
now you`ll never hear us scream.

(Sung to the tune 'goodbye norma jean'
by elton john)

© Kjell-Ivar Dyblie NORWAY

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His house is full of sponkies
His Ma looks like a donkey
His Arl fella's a plonky
The Rooney Family!

To the tune of The Addams Family:

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ur birds a bloody minger
shes a real fake
shes with u 4 a ring upon her finger
n clothes that r top make

i dont think she likes u
shes with u for ur fame and glory
Rooney she dosnt love u
an that the end of the story

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