bluekipper.com - Cod Pieces

The boy can't spell, but maybe he could score against &*L$%"^^& ? He is a Brazilian at Borussia Dortmund. Paul. B.W. (23/10/01)

chose Blue Kipper again , as "THE Everton Fan site" in 'The Times Football Handbook' for the 3rd month in a row. Blue Kipper were chosen in August, September, & now October. The Football Handbook is in its second season & is full of Stats, articles, & football trivia. It is free with 'The Times' every month.. This is a big honour for us, considering the number of sites which have been on line for more than our one year! (13/10/01).

Hello fellow Toffeemen, you beautiful, beautiful people, you! What a site! I'm still a somewhat virginal Blue Kipperer but I've just spent the last, ooh, long while leafing through said site and it's a beauty! Me mate Si 'Ace' Caton, season ticketer and no relation to Tommy, told me about The Kipper. Nice one Pieman!

Anyway, I was watching 'The Day Today' the other day for about the fiftieth time when me mate Lisa 'No Relation To Emlyn Thank Christ' Hughes, a fellow or whatever a female fellow is Toffee, pointed something out that I'd not noticed before. During Alan Partridge's boxing commentary, in which he mentions having 'witnessed bare-knuckled boxing in a barn in Somerset about three years ago, two men fighting naked as the day they were born', and so on, Walter Smith can clearly be seen in the crowd behind the ring.

Right, bedtime. Keep up the fine work! Jim Jam Jim Jim Jeroo etc. Jamie O'Keeffe. (04/10/01)

As we approach the 'Derby' on Saturday, we are grateful to Paul B Watson, who sits in the Top Balcony, for pointing out that it appears to say 'HELP' on the back of Davie Weir's shirt, pictured above after Super Kev had scored against the redshite. (11/09/01)

Blue Kipper has had the honour of being chosen for the second month of the season as 'The Everton Fans web site' for 'The Times Football Handbook'. The Football Handbook is in its second season & is full of Stats, articles, & football trivia. This month there is a review of Everton's chances this season. It is free with 'The Times' every month. Don't forget to get your copy TODAY. This is a big honour for us, considering the number of sites which have been on line for more than our one year! (08/09/01)

A granddad redshite fan apparently took his granddaughter to Shamfield to be pictured with this years lucky FA Cup. The toddler, Eleanor Mallon had been decked out in her Everton kit by her Toffee Dad and surprised Granps when he called to pick her up, unabated he took the little beauty to the smelly side of Stanley Park to be photographed with the famous trophy. As Granps held Eleanor between the trophy and himself ready to be snapped, the Toffette kicked out, the trophy fell from his hands and crashed to the floor reputedly causing £350 worth of damage. Chaos ensued as the redshite attempted to find a silversmith to embark on the repair , a spokesman said, 'it is so long since we won a trophy we had lost touch with the local tradesmen'. Blue Kipper says 'Well Done young Eleanor' (04/09/01)

Blue Kipper has had the honour of being chosen as 'The Everton Fans web site' for 'The Times Football Handbook'. The Football Handbook is in its second season & is full of Stats, articles, & football trivia. This month there is a review of Everton's chances this season. It is free with 'The Times' every month. Don't forget to get your copy TODAY. This is a big honour for us, considering the number of sites which have been on line for more than our one year! (18/08/01)

Congrats to Gareth, a True Blue, who has just got to the Grand Final of 'Soccer Brain 2001' It was shown last night on Granada TV, about 11.00pm. Not only is he in the final, but he knocked out a Gobshite Kopite, & a thick Manc. The final is on TV in two weeks time. Go 'ed Gareth. Come on you Blues!!!. (27/06/01)

Thanks to all of you, who sent emails to Blue Kipper this week, after seeing the 'Everton Flag' on Tour in Australia. It has been seen at a couple of games featuring The British Lions Rugby Team. If anyone knows who the flag belongs to, get in touch, & we will give them a mention. Keep your eyes open at the1st test on Saturday morning - live on Sky. (27/06/01)

Blair signs for Walter

Walter Smith unveiled his first Summer signing yesterday, when Geordie, Tony Blair met the press at Goodison Park. Smith sees the signing of Blair as a straight replacement for veteran captain, Richard Gough, who has just retired. Blair said: "People say I'm a manufactured leader, but I am here to show the good people of Everton, that I AM HERE TO STAY, and I fully intend to see out the full four year term".

Walter said "We have been lacking a leader since Goughie left, and Tony will fill that gap. The spending won't stop here. It is a big job & there will be more money pumped into the club." Walter refused to comment on the future of Stephen Hughes, whose shirt, Blair has stolen. (05/06/01)

Fowler is STILL an Evertonian

First thanks for the great site, I am an exiled Evertonian from Walton now living in Chicago, actually the Man City game was live over here so it was good to see us win, my brother played in a pre game 5 a-side match for his work team and they won 2-1 and Graeme Sharp congratulated them at the end so a good day all round, couldn't help noticing Smack 'ed Fowler right at the front of the Street End in an Everton shirt hands raised as Bally misses the Penatly. Keep up the good work Lads and thanks again.
Terry Walsh. Walton/Chicago. (28/04/01)

Blue Kipper in the 'Echo' again.

Echo jouno, Paddy Shennan has again raided the Look-A-Likes. This time using Bally, & Ashley from Correy. Check out page 20 of Thursday's (19/04/01) Echo. (20/04/01)

BLUE KIPPER IN THE LIVERPOOL ECHO TODAY, 29th March 2001

Today in the Liverpool Echo the Blue Kipper site was used as a source of information for Paddy Shennan who is a writer for the Echo. The info used was for the look-a-like we have of Alex Nyarko and Grace Jones. Check out his page in the Echo every Thursday. Thanx for the plug Paddy. (29/03/01)

Toffees in Albania

We all must have seen the EVERTON flag at the England match on wednesday in Albania ( at least 10 times ). I also spotted a flag with "cockneys" on it so there was some RED SHITE there too! Keep up the great work, i visit every night and spread the word to fellow BLUES wherever i go. later...Graham Martin ( season ticket-paddock ) (31/03/01)

Thanks Graham, if anyone knows who it was with the flag, let ue know info@bluekipper.com

BLUE KIPPER IN TODAY, 10th March 2001.

www.bluekipper.com has had the honour of being chosen as 'The Everton Fans web site' for 'The Times Football Handbook'. It is a new handbook full of Stats, articles, & football trivia. It is free with 'The Times' every month. Don't forget to get your copy TODAY. This is five months on the run for us, having been in Handbook Nov. Dec. Jan. Feb. & March

Toffees at the Test Match

Spotted this morning 08.00 hours 8th March a superb EVERTON banner at the 2nd Test match between Sri Lanka and England. Since then it has been at the game every day. If anyone knows who are the Toffee men in Sri Lanka, email Blue Kipper & we will give them a mention. Just goes to show Evertonians get all over the world spreading the gospel. Thanks to Craig Parry, Blue Paul, Billy, & Aussie Tom for spotting this (08/03/01)

BLUE KIPPER in ' TOTAL FOOTBALL '

This site has been reviewed in the National magazine 'Total Football'. In the February edition, they give us 3 stars. They say 'their motto seems to be, 'always judge a book by it's cover if you can have a bit of a laugh doing it'. The upside - It's like finding Gerry Sadowitz at a Liberal Democrats meeting. Who the fuck does he play for? (30/01/01)

Total Football

In last months 'Total Football' magazine, besides an interview with Franny Jeffers, they had an article on
"The World's 100 Greatest Strikers." Marco Van Basten was No.1. Pele was No.2. The first English striker was our own 'Dixie Dean,' who came in at No.7.(although he should have won it). Gary Lineker is No.18.because of his exploits at Everton. Would you believe it not a redshite to be seen. (05/01/01)

Dream Team

In Dream Team (sky 1) there is a picture in the reception of our very own Mark Pembridge snapping Ginola even though his shirt has been changed into a Harchester one. Sean. (01/01/01)

Old Neighbours

This is a bit of a dated third eye now, but worth a mention. If anyone has got any old episodes of neighbours check it out before lou in neighbours got his pub done up to what it is now. He used to have sports memorabilia behind the bar. One of which my eagle eye picked out, was a photo of Graham Stuart ,Daniel Amokachi and PaulRideout with the FA cup, 1995. Very weird. David Gonzalez. (23/12/00)

LAST NIGHT - LEAUGE OF GENTLEMEN(BBC2)

THAT TRACTOR KIT APPEARED TWICE (THE VINNY SAMWAYS CHARITY SHIELD EFFORT) 1.ON A KID IN THE HALL WHEN THE THAETRE GROUP ARE DOING A PLAY (KID ASKS SMART QUESTION) 2. ON SOME FELLA IN THE CROWD JUST BEFORE THE MAYOR GETS A NOSEBLEED VERY BIZZARE CHRIS FENLON (20/12/00)

Torquay for Christmas

On the bevvy in Torquay recently, I visited the bogs in the Hole in the Wall pub. To my surprise there in full glory was a colour picture of Dunc on the notice board above the pisser. Closer inspection showed it was the latest copy of the Evertonian pinned up to educate the Woolies. Well done to Dave the landlord a true Evertonian. Mick (18/12/00)

BLUE KIPPER IN ON SATURDAY 11th Nov. & 9th Dec.

www.bluekipper.com has had the honour of being chosen as 'The Everton Fans web site' for 'The Times Football Handbook'. It is a new handbook full of Stats, articles, & football trivia. It is free with 'The Times' every month. Thanks to editor Richard Whitehead. Don't forget to get your copy in Jan 2001.

Who wants to be a Millionaire?

Everton supporter, Andy Martin has just won £250,000 on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'. He is worth a million in our eyes as told Chris Tarrant if he won the million he would use the cash to bring down the redshite. He got a bit of help from 'little Billy', when he phoned a friend Billy Bleasdale, who he described as a good blue. Well done Andy! Call Y'self an Evertonian? (11/11/00)

Spotted fluttering in the breeze on a yatch in 'The Times around the world race', was the Royal Blue Everton flag. If any one knows who is on the clipper, e-mail Blue Kipper & we'll give them a mention.(15/10/00)

It came to pass that an irate redshite supporter (is there any other type?), phoned a local radio station to complain about a Top Toffee security guard at the well stocked Toffee shop,(sometimes called Megastore). His crime was to let a nice young girl in a lovely Everton shirt, continue looking at the great range of goods, but to boot out the daughter of the above mentioned redshite moaning minnie,because she was wearing a nasty redshite top.
Blue Kipper says:
1. Stop yer moaning. Why did you bring your daughter up to visit the place. No daughter of an Evertonian would dare think about entering your pathetic shop.
2. This security guard should be promoted to sergeant major, immediately, and be put in charge of keeping all redshite fans out of Goodison at the Derby match. Congratulations ! You are indeed a Top Toffee Security Guard.

Julia sawhala, the aussie barmaid drinking from an Everton mug in "Time Gentlemen Please"on sky one .It was in the shot about three times in 2mins.Thanks to the 3 e-mails from 1)John & Nikki,2)Kevin 3)Blue Bob (10/10/00)

Alan Ball in his Everton kit from the 1970's, is featured in the new Superdrug advert. Thanks to all 5 of you out there, who e-mailed Blue Kipper. Keep them coming.

Toffees at the Olympics: As well as the well known injured high jumper, Steve Smith, there are a few more Evertonians in Sydney. While the rest of the world were watching Denise Lewis do her lap of honour, we spotted a Union Jack in the crowd with the words 'EVERTON' on it. If anyone knows the owners of the flag e-mail Blue Kipper and we will give them a mention. (26/09/00)

Shity Ground: One of the welders working on the redshite ground, has welded onto the girders "E.F.C.2000." The top Toffee who can't be named for legal reasons told bluekipper.com that " the stand had fallen 4 inches, which in construction terms is fuckin' huge." Obviously still a shity ground.

Kopites are Gobshites: 5000 of the lovely redshite gold & blue,( yes I love it, fuckin' navy blue) away shirts have been sent to kopites around the country. Not one, not a single one was addressed to a merseyside home. Thanks to the posties at Copperas Hill sorting office for the info.(15/08/00)